Pencil charged with Terror Attack

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Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by MajorMitchell » Wed May 27, 2020 6:29 pm

I'm relieved to see that no one has made an issue of the colour or gender & sexuality of the accused pencil.

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by bo_sox48 » Tue May 26, 2020 12:52 am

dargorygel wrote: ↑
Sun May 24, 2020 12:18 pm
faircell21 wrote: ↑
Sun May 24, 2020 6:44 am
 Dude you should consider joining or making a satire publication (If you haven’t already) cause you’re damn good at it!
That was satire? I thought I saw that on CNN, too...
Exactly, satire.

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by flash2015 » Sun May 24, 2020 6:28 pm

brainbomb wrote: ↑
Sun May 24, 2020 6:19 am
 Today a federal grand jury revealed evidence that the 1996 Olympic Park bombings were actually carried out by a disgruntled #2 Pencil that was upset it couldnt find a nice pencil sharpener to jam itself into. Enraged the blunt pencil vowed to destroy society.
Is there a point to this? :razz:

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by flash2015 » Sun May 24, 2020 6:21 pm

If the "pen is mightier than the sword" it would make sense that the pencil is too...

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by yavuzovic » Sun May 24, 2020 2:26 pm

brainbomb wrote: ↑
Sun May 24, 2020 6:19 am
 Today a federal grand jury revealed evidence that the 1996 Olympic Park bombings were actually carried out by a disgruntled #2 Pencil that was upset it couldnt find a nice pencil sharpener to jam itself into. Enraged the blunt pencil vowed to destroy society.
It's the society's fault to frown upon pencil-sharpening with a knife. You may not find a suitable pencil sharpener for every pencil, since we are a society with varying types of pencils. As long as using a knife isn't considered as fine as using a pencil sharpener, you can't stop these attacks. Unfortunately, it's all about people's ideas and not easy to change at once.

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by dargorygel » Sun May 24, 2020 12:18 pm

faircell21 wrote: ↑
Sun May 24, 2020 6:44 am
 Dude you should consider joining or making a satire publication (If you haven’t already) cause you’re damn good at it!
That was satire? I thought I saw that on CNN, too...

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by faircell21 » Sun May 24, 2020 6:44 am

Dude you should consider joining or making a satire publication (If you haven’t already) cause you’re damn good at it!

Pencil charged with Terror Attack

by brainbomb » Sun May 24, 2020 6:19 am

Today a federal grand jury revealed evidence that the 1996 Olympic Park bombings were actually carried out by a disgruntled #2 Pencil that was upset it couldnt find a nice pencil sharpener to jam itself into. Enraged the blunt pencil vowed to destroy society.

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