Thank you for your service, Chaqa, Kgray, and Wintogreen!

Congratulations to those new Novice Almighty Mods and I hope the injuries received whilst being quizzed by the Grand High Inquisitors heal soon. Please don't let Maniac get ahead of me in the queue of applicants to become Novice Almighty Mods unless he can satisfactorily explain to the Grand High Inquisitors how in Ancient Mediterranean a player convoys an army through the eye of a needle and successfully invades​ the Promised Land.

If I was continuously overlooked because there was such a depth of talent in the queue ahead, then my pain would be bearable. But these guys. Seriously?

I suppose thanks for doing a thankless task is in order.

I'll slope away under my rock, but I will stay alert for when the call does come.

Welcome and thanks to you three. Now, which one of you is Percy Williams in disguise? Everyone knows he didn't leave, he just went into disguise to infiltrate the mod team. [i]Click, click[/i]

My sincere condolences to y'all

I shall dearly miss and mourn Chaqa and kgray's existence in the mafia community - oh, how cruel and cold the heavens are, in taking away them one by one! And even poor, innocent Wintogreen, who has not even touched more than one post in [i]Forum Games[/i].

This loss is astoundingly painful, a rank abscess torn in one's side where the spirit drains away, never to return. This gaping emptiness is no less than the utter eradication of the soul, a stark dissipation of everything that made life worth living. Haunted by the shade termed "free time", from the abyss, eldritch JMO stares back.

Do you remember, once? Cast the net of memory back, do you catch the recall of a delightful creature named Squigs? Now tug that net closer, trawl the waters. Perhaps the word Kitsune radiates familiarity? RagingIke?

They too, are all gone.

There were no gods here. And now, there are no men, no women. Just JMOs and the banhammer, mitosis and infection, moderation spreading like fungus.

In existence is no better word, no flowery metaphor to call this other than pain, to call this other than loss, than anguish and agony. This is a wound that shall never scar, as it is too deep and too bloody for one to survive.

But oh! What is all the more unbearable, I think, is that this grief is entirely lacking in ferocity. A mediocre and entirely unremarkable sensation, underwhelming and absolutely shameful in quality.


Tears would almost - almost be worth it. Congratulations, y'all deserve it.

Welcome Newly Modified. Thanks for being willing to give of your time, your energy, and your souls.

[quote=kgray post_id=154783 time=1590630445 user_id=4832]
I'm not as clever as Chaqa or Wintogreen, but feel free to +1 this post anyway!
[/quote]

I doubt that, I do not set a high bar.

[quote=kgray post_id=154783 time=1590630445 user_id=4832]
I'm not as clever as Chaqa or Wintogreen, but feel free to +1 this post anyway!
[/quote]

You are well on your way

Thank you for agreeing to help contribute to the site.

I'm not as clever as Chaqa or Wintogreen, but feel free to +1 this post anyway!

Hello to the glorious citizens of WebDip. I am officially the James Bond mod. Shaken, not stirred.

uh oh the authoritarian secret police is expanding

The revolution has begun. Glory to the Hyponotoad!

Please join me in welcoming Chaqa, Kgray, and Wintogreen to the moderator team.