The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

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Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Matticus13 » Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:29 pm

It's too late to go back now. You try and take someone's favorite chicken and noodles from them... Broth everywhere.

Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Randomizer » Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:44 pm

That's okay, since I still have the right to bear can fruits, vegetables, and other assorted weapons. They are always behind the times in stopping us. :)

Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Jamiet99uk » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:17 pm

Octavious wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:55 am
Soup doesn't kill people any more than pencils misspell words or spoons make you fat. And let's not give people the wrong idea of canned goods in the UK. A man up to no good could easily acquire for himself a tin with a fully automatic ring pull, or even a military style key system if he knows where to look.
You can say that all you want, but the plain fact is, in the United States, in the first six months of this year, there were 339 mass soupings, resulting in 297 deaths and 1,437 injuries from cans of soup.

Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Octavious » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:55 am

Soup doesn't kill people any more than pencils misspell words or spoons make you fat. And let's not give people the wrong idea of canned goods in the UK. A man up to no good could easily acquire for himself a tin with a fully automatic ring pull, or even a military style key system if he knows where to look.

Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Jamiet99uk » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:17 am

I am glad I live in a safe country like the UK where soup ownership is strictly regulated.

Re: The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Jamiet99uk » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:15 am

"I'll give you my can of soup when you pry it from my cold, dead hands"

-National Soup Association

The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

by Jamiet99uk » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:14 am

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear cans of soup, shall not be infringed.

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