The best Civilisation game I ever played was Call to Power, because it actually made reasonable predictions about futuretech and extended the timeline far longer than any of the others that i'm aware of.

For grumbledook, and brainbomb, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqPC08cPGJw

I used to stay up way too late in grad school playing Civ II. The council was the best. I liked when they would squabble when you were undergoing a revolution.

Sausages are not a good cure for constipation

Civ 2 was like so good. I remember I was constipated at school. And I went home sick and played civ 2. I put a bunch of cocktail sausges in a pan on the stove and left to play a few turns.

I almost burned my house down because I forgot the sausages playing too many turns. House was full of smoke and my parents came home from work n were like wtf

I still miss the advisors of the High Council from Civ II.

I win cultural victories before hanging gardens is even built yo

I'd be more impressed if I knew anything of Civ IV

If he had gotten a space victory by 200 BC in Civ V I would've eaten a shoe.