Spring, 1: Blibbity blobbity boo. All your penis belong to me. We Persians invented food stamps.
17 Sep 12 UTC
Spring, 1: The Weenis' of you all will be slapped with crisco and deep fried!
19 Sep 12 UTC
Autumn, 3: This Egypt place isn't as beautiful as all those tourist books said. Always wanted to piss in the Nile River though - guess this is my chance. Anybody seen Egyptian army? Oh there they are, behind me. That's odd.
19 Sep 12 UTC
Spring, 4: Oh my god guys, I've found Elvis! All this time they've been looking for him in Memphis Tennessee, but his mumified corpse is right here in Memphis Egypt! This is the best day of my life.
21 Sep 12 UTC
Autumn, 4: Oh shit, that wasn't the mummy of Elvis. It was Robin's mom! Holy shit guys, she's touching me in inappropriate ways! I think I like it! Aaaarrgh! *RUNS OUT OF TOMB*
21 Sep 12 UTC
Spring, 5: Did she touch your .... weenis?
21 Sep 12 UTC
Autumn, 5: Yes, with a glass of water.
02 Oct 12 UTC
Autumn, 8: Any particular reason why we've let Robin Hall survive? So he can slow the game down by not taking his turn?
02 Oct 12 UTC
Autumn, 8: haha. I've been too preoccupied with the blue advance to worry about a yellow boat. I plan to rectify it by year 9.
03 Oct 12 UTC
Spring, 9: KID: Hey mom, what's all that ruckus behind us? MOM: Where dear? KID: Over there, in the Sahara Desert? MOM: Oh my god! Perverts! Perverts looking at us from the desert! KID: No mom, the perverts are in Petra. MOM: You're right dear, how silly of me.
No friends here!
- Autumn, 11, Finished
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