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Finished: 12 AM Sat 15 Sep 12 UTC
No multis, no CD's, and actually going to start
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 210 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Your Humble Narrator (1922 D)
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: finally, italy is dead
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: Take that Germany, now draw! please?
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: yes. I am at one supply center because france stabbed me while i was holding the line. i'm not dead yet because france can't play well. it's not haughty, it's the truth. If he was better at this game it would already be over. but it's 1911, and he is going to be at this for another half hour before he wins.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: i voted draw
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: fuck
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: that is definitely true
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: DRAW DRAW DRAW
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: i know..it took france long enough...jesus. SHITTY DIPLOMACY PLAYER...
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: i had no idea of the time fuck me
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1911: he is intentionally drawin it out to make us cd
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: congratulations on staying in the game though turkey. i thought russia had you..well..he could have had you but he didn't know what to do either..honestly..this game took longer because nobody knew how to kill anybody good...except for me taking two of austrias centers in the beginning.
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: see...that's the shit i'm talking about france, you say you will draw when i'm dead, but your a selfish dumb ass...this game doesn't make you look good at all.
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: going for the solo isnt selfish, its a part of the game
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: is there a surrender i dont want to cd but i gotta work early
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: but it's late...
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: Italy, there's literally nothing stopping you from leaving. I can't take any more of your tirades.
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: turkey..you don't understand the point. I understand going for a solo..i get that...but we are all tired of this game, and we knew he was going to win since he stabbed me in..what..08/09 (i JUST died it took 4 years [8 moves] for him to do it). He is going to win because he mooched off of players who tried to stop a solo, who tried to hold a stalemate line...that's not ethically sound to me. It's selfish. It's just bad ethics.
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: well France is 4 away from the solo. just another hour I suppose...
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1912: Ethics my ass. This is Diplomacy.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: england..shutup..seriously. took you long enough to get to st. p and you still got all your shit messed up.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: .|..
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: its official i have been stabbed by everyone that was in this game i surrender..turkey wow dude....wow
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: no, your version has more to do with easy way outs and not actually having to work hard..you can't play well. you took 4 years to finally kill me after your initial stab...you can't play good so you would rather say you're someones ally and then just wait...wait until they need to hold the line...then you take their centers because you can't read a fucking diplomacy board well.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: you've also stabbed a fair share there, bucko.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: SIKE. I didn't stab you germany. I never attacked you.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: same here
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: i surrender what can i do to get this over fastest?
i concede i dont want a cd
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: who..tell me WHO i stabbed this game besides austria? help me understand that...was austria holding a line against you? hmm..i don't really think so.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: all of you that allowed france to win this when i offered you all a piece.....enjoy your dictatorship
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: you offered me a 3 way draw with italy when he was down to one sc. not exactly the greatest strategy
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: france go fuck yourself
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you stabbed me twice in that sort of a deal!
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: to get this over fast: kiel move to baltic, munich move to silesia, budapest move to galacia

france (you have to do this, it's simple): holland to kiel, burgandy to munich, trieste to budapest, vienna support move trieste to budapest. tyrolia to trieste, adriatic support move, and ionian support greece, who supports bulgaria. you have 18...oh..and double into london for christs sake.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: THANK YOU ITALY. I COULD NOT HAVE WON WITHOUT YOUR REMARKABLE TACTICAL ABILITIES TO ASSIST ME
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: OMG. france..you officially are the worst diplomacy player I've ever seen.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: you really couldn't have..because you didn't win last turn, and you are still only at 15 supply centers...because you really suck ass.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: haha, France. Seriously, Italy, I envy that you have no better place to be.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: how is he the worst?
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: remember that time when Italy was taken out of the game but just wouldn't leave? that was definitely the worst diplomacy player of all time.
14 Sep 12 UTC Autumn, 1912: goodnight everybody. I know...it's sad to see me leave (or a joy if you're a jackass [cough england,france,turkey]) but I wish you all a great night. Can't wait to wake up in a couple hours. and definitely can't wait to see the outcome of this game. I can pretty much guarantee that france is now fucked in the south with turkey...and wont be able to get past much of germany any time soon..
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1913: Goodnight, Italy. You're a candidate for medical marijuana.
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1913: shh.. england.. you're just tired..and frustrated that i called you out for not being smarter with your moves :)
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1913: i have my moments france :)
14 Sep 12 UTC Spring, 1913: also, germany, you could have stopped france if you had taken trieste when i told you to, instead of sticking to a friendship with italy, who was already doomed
14 Sep 12 UTC and russia, remember when i told you it was too early to stab me? looks like i was right
14 Sep 12 UTC also, italy, how am i a jackass? im just playing the game
14 Sep 12 UTC good game all. and a well deserved win for france
14 Sep 12 UTC I feel bad for you guys. You lost to the worst diplomacy player NKCell has ever seen. Good game all around, though. Y'all were worthy opponents.
14 Sep 12 UTC interesting game. g'night, all!
14 Sep 12 UTC (And of course I benefitted greatly from Germany's CD, which was regrettable)

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France
Won. Bet: 30 D, won: 122 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
NigelFarage (567 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 61 D
9 supply-centers, 7 units
England
Dassarri (865 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 28 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Germany
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
3 supply-centers, 5 units
Russia
Phoon (0 D X)
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
Vexx (173 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Italy
NKcell (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Civil Disorders
Phoon (0 D X)Russia (Autumn, 1913) with 0 centres.
FieldMarshalWiegand (100 D)Germany (Spring, 1913) with 7 centres.
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