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Finished: 05 PM Sat 31 Mar 12 UTC
Private Stereotypical Foreign Accents!
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1905, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
19 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1902: hawhawhawhawhawwww! vive le fraaaaaaaance! le belgien people welcahm uz weez le opeen airms! zey srow zee flowairs at us from le balconies!
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: 'owevair, we cannot 'elp bot noteece zat le czar deed not peek up le free centair in norway.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Actually, ze Belgium people will be in ze German hands soon.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Grand army of Russia is wanting peace with Turkish friends to South.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: @Germany - supporting you to Belgium from Holland.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: @Russia - you've got it.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: @Russia - you've got it.
19 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: oops, ma sorree for dees duble.
20 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: (okay, no austria and italy? i think we can all agree to a cancel if we lose two players at once.)
20 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: I am here. But I need to make plans with italy.
20 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Papa in Roma is pleased that bambini in Belgio were not deluded by Inglesi from proper Cattolico faith, but still fears for their safety and ask all good Cattolicos to protect them.

Italia's Ministro della Difesa raccomandares Austria to move and support her fleets to Bulgaria even at possible cost of losing Greece for a moment. It is essenziale for navale forces of our naziones to move our fleets to oriente.
Ministro also decided to send a few combatants Italiani via Bohemia to join the fronte against Russia.
20 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Napoleon kahndlee requests le armie de munich launch an assault on le ruhr.
20 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Russian army is not needed on Scandinavian front. May good friends in England and Germany agree to ... how you say ... de-militarize area?

Russian czar has shown his honor to both of these leaders. May ve have a trusting, honorable vithdrawal to fight on ozer fronts?
20 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: @Germany - it appears that your alliance with France is getting you nowhere
20 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Dee turk wanna know eef Russiae plays indeeveedual' orr vat.
20 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Motherland is quite happy to collaborate with Turkish friends, but sees difficulty in effectively doing zis vith public chat.

Ve have our most powerful psychic, Yuri, on the case.
21 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Le frainch ambassadair sainds 'eez kahndest regairds along weez fresh croissants un le bottail of fahn french wahn.
21 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Well... so, Italien und Frankreich: What is de plan to go on?
21 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Capo di stato maggiore informed gabinetto that further avanzamento east of Grecia is hardly possible without first securing the nord-est dei Balcani.
Therefor gabinetto decided to supporte eroi di Vienna in their brave attempt to riconquistare Galicia, to support hold of flotta in Bulgaria an' to entrust Austria's generali who are familiar with local condiziones with the command of all other aziones.
21 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Russian commander does not feel that Bulgaria should be as red as it is.
21 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: De Turk thinks it shall be yellow.
21 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Una complicazione, Francia's move out of Burgundia was not anticipated. Unfortunately Italia can't afford to fight on Galician, Burgundian and Tyrolian fronte at once. Italia therefor asks Francia how to proceed. Our army can fortify in Burgundia and wait until Francia is reconciled, or to bring some chaos by a rapide assault on Olanda (provided assistenza by Francia),or to let Francia alone to solve her possible problems with Prussia, or, alla fine, to use some diplomazia to make Prussia see sense.

As the situazione affects also the Galician fronte, Austria's comments are welcome as well.
22 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: I do not really kno whot to do. Maybe we should try to ally up with de Preußen against the Ostblock.
22 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: First Prussia has to break her cordial ties to Russia.
22 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: That´s for sure. Germany will get overrun anyway if he doesn´t choose right.
22 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Russian Czar hopes Herr Kanzler remembers our friendship. An alliance can secure both Vaterland and Motherland from foreign hordes.
25 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Oke, we need ah plan to beat those Ostblock guys.
25 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Would the Germans remember our cultural similarities and help us against them?
25 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Les Frainch ambassaydair weeshez to remahnd les italien of zair fraindsheep! les move to les westairn mediterranean was to allow zee airmee in la portugal to mairch to la espana. mah uneet weeshes you no eel weel. les frainch navy eez poised to exploit les anarchist revolution een la englaise.

Napoleon sainds a case of 'eez fahnest burgundian red wahn to il duce.
25 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1904: 'owavair, napoleon cannah 'alp bot wondair wezzer les germaine eez 'eaded east oair waist. 'e 'opes we can maintain ouair currant fraindsheep!
25 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Russian czar sends many potatoes and moderately-priced cigars to congratulate Turkish friends on glorious victory in Bulgaria!
26 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hey Italy, are we going to take back Bulgaria? I attack rum, you attack aegean, and support me into bulgaria again. Or I support you in in exchange of trieste or stuff.
26 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: STEREOTYPICAL FOREIGN ACCENTS.
26 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Yeah, but that is quite difficult for me, because I actually AM an austrian guy. ;) I do not know how to write like a stereotype, but just imagine I sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger!
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Sì, Bulgaria must be retaken.
But Capo di stato maggiore is concerned for sicurezza of Serbia.
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: You arr right I sink. Can you support me to hold in se serbien?
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Le Germain 'as been oddlee quayet... Ah wondair about ze Ardennes forest!
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: eet seems we are sans turk
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Russian Czar is beginning to regret choice of allies ...
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: No wonder. Se Russians should have helped se Donaumonarchie against se Turks in se first place.
27 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: I apologize for my silencen. I cannot help but vonder if zee French klaims oof peace are true. He klaims friendship to both Germany and Italy but he must choose one as enemy at some point. As for me I have noo intentionens to head south. Italy perhaps your best choice iss to ally with me.
28 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: le Germain, ah am sure zee italien would see le folly een your indecent proposal! Surely 'e 'az not forgotten zee plight of zee bavarien people!
28 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Many nights does Russian commander dream of day when world leaders may meet ant match of the vits, vithout two or three of zem vandering away at random ....
28 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Two players left and the game is ruined. Let's draw. We can eventually start a new game based on the same rules.
28 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: and i was just about to pwn all you bitches.
28 Mar 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Zar?
28 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Russian commander vould be most happy to try this again. Voting for a draw.
29 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1905: i'm not drawing with england. let's remove him. he doesn't deserve to be in a 6 way draw.
29 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1905: okay, sen do sat fiast.
29 Mar 12 UTC Spring, 1905: mah fraind germainy, please considair edinburgh a token of french esteem!

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France
BALLS DEEP (0 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Russia
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Italy
wer (489 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
Celticfox (100 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Austria
stranger (575 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Turkey
Boner (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 2 units
England
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
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