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11 Dec 23 UTC	Spring, 1999: We have shed the name "British Columbia" as we are neither British nor Colombian. In fact, this is a prime example of why the former Canadian government was a complete failure, because they couldn't even name their territories correctly. Our people are now known as "Best Canada" so that we could save money on having to replace all the signs that say "BC." We have shed our shackles that was the leftist, corruption-plagued Canadian government, and now we are here to make decent Netflix shows that just feel a step below the writing, acting, and production value of Hollywood. We also have very expensive housing and a blossoming cement industry. Good luck everyone, and please watch Travelers. It's a great show that's tragically underrated.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: Thank you for tuning in to 97.7 KCBA, the Heart of the Heartland. I'm your host, Mickey Dean, and I just want to send a shout-out to all of you true Patriots out there who didn't turn tail and run at the first sign of struggle. Here in Chicago, we know just because the world around you is falling apart, you get up and get back to it. Let's take a look at the Spring 1901 moves, shall we? Ok, here's a joke for you. A Texan, a Frenchie, and a rich boy from Vancouver walk into a bar. The Texan goes up to the bartender and asks for a Jack and Coke. The bartender obliges and then shoots him dead. The Frenchie, alarmed, cautiously orders a Sex on the Beach. The bartender mixes it up and hands it over to the man from Quebec, then shoots him dead. The Best Canadian, sweating profusely, orders a Long Island Iced Tea. The bartender, slowly, mixes the drink, pours it into a glass, and then slides it across the bar. The man from BC drinks it, never breaking eye contact with the bartender who watches intensely. As soon as the empty glass hits the wood counter, the bartender draws his gun and shoots the Best Canadian in the chest. With his dying breath, the Best Canadian asks, "What the fuck dude?" The bartender responds, "Get out of my Supply Center, you filthy animal." I see you soy boys rolling this way, and I hate to tell ya, the Heartland will never fall! Bring it on, baby! America forever! We
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: We what? Did you start typing something and your fingers got dumb? No wonder you're the softest target on the map, Heartland. Down here in, Florida, we have Emperor Trump to protect us from atop the Golden Throne in Mar-a-Lago. The Emperor Protects!
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: Nerd
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: Greetings friends from Toronto where the 6ix god was recently liberated. And now with Drake leading or brand new world order you’re all invited to watch as we establish the common wealth of Houstalantavegas. Bless up!
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: As the current holder of Vegas, I reject that statement. As soon as my cabinet has dinner at the French Laundry, dye our hair purple and go bankrupt we will deal with that insult
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: As the current holder of Vegas, I reject that statement. As soon as my cabinet has dinner at the French Laundry, dye our hair purple and go bankrupt we will deal with that insult
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: Failure to comply will result in both in the loss of calabasas and your girl.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 1999: Failure to comply will result in both in the loss of calabasas and your girl.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Spring, 2000: Uh, Texas and Cuba? What are y'all doing with those new fleets, Step-Countries?
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: West Canada = Best Canada If these Frenchies in Montreal try to seduce you with their silly accents and mediocre hockey, don't fall prey to their wiles. Remember, would you really want France to run your country? I don't think so. They're basically the same thing.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: Damn you, Best Canada! Your military prowess is unmatched!
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: Damn you, Best Canada! Your military prowess is unmatched!
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: away!
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: Someone reset the bot pls, it's acting up.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: I've heard rumors through various diplomatic channels that Pander entered cheat codes to create extra units for himself and his allies.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: I've heard rumors through various diplomatic channels that Pander entered cheat codes to create extra units for himself and his allies.
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: I knew I should've allied with him. He has beer too
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: I knew I should've allied with him. He has beer too
12 Dec 23 UTC	Autumn, 2000: I'm about to ask panderbeersCDbot1 to help attack Quebec