Finished: 03 PM Tue 26 Jul 11 UTC
Private It's Not You, It's Me
2 days /phase
Pot: 350 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Sandor (631 D)
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Well, then, I guess we will be done soon! Unless France and I can prolong our engagement for a bit.
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Also, I think England is implying that The Duchy of Tuscany (formerly Italy) and the King of Syria (formerly Turkey) should have votes on the draw as well.
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Also, Russia: if you really think it is draw time, then you should have been confident to go green a long time ago. Yet still you haven't. Which tells me your position is much more precarious then you are letting on.
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Just forgot to press "go"
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: For 36 hours?
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: I'm a busy guy.
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Ok. Well maybe we can finish this game tonight.
20 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1906: I'm interested in starting a new one.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: the berber outpost of the tuscan duke has fallen!
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sadness!
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: what possible problems could the french cause by occupying north africa?
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I weep for my friends in Tuscany. I am in fine shape, have no worries.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: well this comic strip for one: http://wondermark.com/the-comic-strip-doctor-crock/
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: if you're a fan of sites making fun of lame comics: http://joshreads.com/
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I raise you one: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: In fact, I shall reclaim North Africa for the Tuscans!
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I see you another (keep refreshing for more hilarity): http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: you win. but an ante for the next round: http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: this is the ugliest color chat box yet. pink red and brown?
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: The neitzche one is pretty great.

Also: since the game is obviously over, why hasn't everyone put in their orders already? All of the moves should be automatic.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Because it's not over yet. You're going to play it to the bitter end.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Right. But if we are in a stalemate, what is there to think about?
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I thought you were in a rush to end it.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I am happy to do so. The sooner we process orders, the sooner the game is over, right?
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Ready for the stalemate.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: A five power draw? Shameful!
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: There was a deal in the spring of 1901 between the five of us. So this is right on schedule.
20 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: France is still in it to win it.
21 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: So is Tuscany. Though there's a certain indignity in losing not only your regular SCs but also your irregulars - sorry to see you go, Morocco.
21 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I was relying on that support!
21 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sorry man, all I've got left for you is "I Tus S F Tun > Ion". The support may be more moral than physical. Just like my victory.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well, it looks like there's a new jannisary in town.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: actually, two jannisaries.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I'm very much looking forward to the post-game analysis and explanation session. I'm excited to hear England's explanation for throwing the game.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: just for posterity, as the game is over now, i'd like to point out that I told Russia that he would be stabbed by Aus right before it happened, France that he would be stabbed by Aus right before it happened, and Russia that Nor-StP was coming.
- Cassandra
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well you're just full of cheery news!
Please don't predict the Rapture.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: next Thursday. locus.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: um, locust
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Germany is correct about everything he says above. I honestly didn't think that england would play the jannisary, but the kaiser is a smarter man than I.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: uh... .dudes. I took warsaw anyway.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: although the game is not over and perhaps england and I have a deal.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sorry for not being on right when the turn was processed. I was flying home.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I hope turkey is less disappointed in us.
22 Jul 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: And without so much as a whimper, Diplomacy is set back at least 25 years. That's right, it's time to start worrying about the Japanese taking over everything! Again!
22 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1907: It appears that Germany didn't get a new unit.
22 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1907: Italian sabotuers on the prowl all over Europe, clearly.
22 Jul 11 UTC Spring, 1907: Germany didn't get a new unit for a reason.
24 Jul 11 UTC Well, it looks like England didn't get the tie ...
24 Jul 11 UTC England knew he was throwing the game when he made the deal, so the next step was to make sure he didn't profit from it.
gg all
24 Jul 11 UTC Whoa, that was fast. I checked out for like a day and a half and Austria gained like 5 supply centers in the meantime. The board is a very different color than it was on Saturday. Good to see Syria, Tuscany and Finland made it.

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Austria
Sandor (631 D)
Won. Bet: 50 D, won: 350 D
19 supply-centers, 15 units
England
michaelfs (411 D)
Survived. Bet: 50 D
7 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
Survived. Bet: 50 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
France
Dave McBride (107 D)
Survived. Bet: 50 D
2 supply-centers, 5 units
Russia
mscott (384 D (G))
Survived. Bet: 50 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Italy
muduri (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Turkey
abennett (157 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
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