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Finished: 04 AM Wed 24 Sep 08 UTC
What-Cha-Ma-Call-It
1 day /phase
Pot: 224 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by MJT123 (738 D (S))
27 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1905: Love your turbin!
27 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1905: Once there was an Italian and a German hunting in the woods and they shot a deer. They clean it and they're dragging it back, but their having real trouble. So this Englishman walks up and say, "He mornons, it's easier if you grab it by the horns instead of the feet." An hour later, the Italian says, "This is easier." And the German says, "Yes, but town is that way."
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Nah, it's just a cucumber.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Size like that requires more than "just a cucumber". That'slike saying Everest is just a mountain.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Ahoy thar maties, it's a pyrate's favrite time o' year. Yes, it's Die like a Ruskie day. Shiver me timbers, don't he do it well.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Oh yes, we have looked at the board and we see that there well soon be an even better day, Die Like A Stinking Italian day. It must be the festive time of year.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: We are also very much looking forward to "Sultan Squeals like the Slimey Pig" day.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: By the way, has the Czarina mentioned how very handsome the British Ambassador is in that shade of pink?
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: omg i can officially say that i have met someone with the mental illness D.I.D.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Really, have you allerted the authrities? Do you know where he is now? By the way, I didn't mean to imply tha those Austrian uniforms weren't a delight nor that "Exiting Early like an Austrian" Day wasn't also a really neat time. However, the Czarina is particularly drawn to "Kill a Kaiser For Lunch" day. TTFN.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: By the way, what does DID stand for? Denial Isn't Dementia?
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Dissociative Identity Disorder
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Wait, where am I? However, when I check out my hand DSM IV, I don't find sufficient indications of DID even if I did something. I suspect I have soemthing else like Dying In Diplomacy disorder or DLD for Diplomacy Loser Disorder.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: ahhh...yes those do seem likely suspects
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Suspects, Sir. I feel you may be slipping into some form of paranoia with hallucinations if f you are starting to see evil others everywhere. Perhaps bedrest and Adavan or Paxil or some other helpful pharacalogical invention?
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Of course Russia is evil. The winners write the history. You just haven't learned it yet....its Ativan btw.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: "Kill a Kaiser for Lunch"??. Barbaric! Outrageous! Shocking!
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Does it worry anyone else that a ruler with his finger on the war button knows the actual spelling of Ativan. Perhaps he's a da nger to self and others?
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Barbaric! Outrageous! Shocking! Those are only a few of the raves Kill a Kaiser for Lunch has received as those are the words used to describe the Krafty Komissar of Kaos. We hope Kaiser Kutlets will be on the dinner plates of European leaders everywhere. Of course, our opion might change if we were actually saved from oblivian by that charming German gentleman.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Your cannabalistic flattery is...well...disassociative.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Are you saying that someone is eating you? Donner Party of 45? You know, it's not canabalism is you're the Kaisesr actual humans are dining on you carcus.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: *GONG*...OHHhhhh....sorry, Czarina....thanks for playing.
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Two German palace guards were sitting in the kitchen eating. One said, "I hate the Kaiser, he's so tough." The other said, then just eat the turnups."
28 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: There a story going around Germany about he Kaiser's misunderstanding of the term "animal husbandry" and strange looking lambs arriving near the palace.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: My work is done here.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: It has come to the attention of the Czarina that,while there aremy loathsome beingss like the current Kaiser in the dip universe, the lowest of the low and the most desgustingly deserving of your scorn and ridicule is the current lowlife scum running Turkey. Kill him. Kill him now. Kill him slowly. Kill him quickly. Kill him with great prejudice. Me hold a grudge, no. Just hope he burns in hell for the rest of his soon to be too short game life.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: Oh, I almost forgot, all my best to the rest of you. Hope we meet again in another game.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: I honestly don't know what I did.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: He may also be vacuous and mindless, but who would care. Die piggy piggy. Die.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: It is a far far better I do now than I have ever done before. It is a far far better box I go to than I have ever gone to before.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: As Thanksgiving approaches, we should all be thinking about having Turkey for dinner. Munch on Garth, munch on.
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: As she faded into the peaceful oblivian of the maroon box, the Czarnina was heard to mumble "Look at all those happy people dancing on the lawn."
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: And just as the cover was closing on her, she raised her fist and said, "I'll never be poor again"
29 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: And from underneith the cover, she mumbled, "Look at the size of those pink armies. 13 centers and still driving on. Kill them all, you English boys, kill them all."
29 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm ready for my closeulp Mr. De Mille.
01 Oct 08 UTC Spring, 1907: Ghost of Russia past here: We are delighted to observe the destruction and disarray about to befall the Sultan's Snivling Subjects. You go girls.
01 Oct 08 UTC Spring, 1907: Party on Garth.
02 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: It's not that easy being green or even being ground up into little pieces of tunis fish by the big, pink bad boys.
02 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: Tell Italy it was only business. I always like him.
Tell Turkey it was always personal and I hope he's dead soon.
Tell England that I would have sucked up sooner if I'd known I was so dead.
05 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Look at how pink the board is getting. The Czarina is very pleased. You go girl.
05 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: By the way, Finland will always be Russian!!!
06 Oct 08 UTC Spring, 1909: We fights to the Finnish
though we canst winish
we're Popov the Ruskie man
08 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1909: How many Italian players does it take to kill off his country? 1
die piggy piggy die.
08 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1909: what kind of a low life slimeball goes into civil disorder? I'd take the country over just for the fun of it.
09 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1910: Good game wideyedwanderer. Hope to see you again!
09 Oct 08 UTC Autumn, 1910: Thanks. Congratulations to the both of you! See you around.
09 Oct 08 UTC Spring, 1911: Thanks wideeye, you too!
09 Oct 08 UTC Spring, 1911: Finland remain Russian.
09 Oct 08 UTC Spring, 1911: Turkey is in CD? What kind of a woooooooosssss goes CD? What a punky puke face. And you killed me off?
09 Oct 08 UTC Contrats to England and death to the rest of you.

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England
MJT123 (738 D (S))
Won. Bet: 30 D, won: 2016 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Germany
Spell of Wheels (4896 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 1568 D
14 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
Cliff (230 D)
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Russia
BESM (18622 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
France
pinkink441 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 14 D
Austria
N1ghthawk (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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