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Finished: 09 PM Fri 20 May 11 UTC
Private MD Diplomacy
1 day /phase
Pot: 210 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by CMurder (749 D)

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21 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: To the nations of the world:
I have just been informed via emergency correspondence from my emissary in Turkey that the detestable Grand Vizier of the Ottoman Empire has tried to climb in his window and snatch his person up. Trying to rape emissaries so you all would be advised to hide your little ones, hide your ladies, and hide your husbands (France) because he is sodomizing everyone out there. Thus, I have no choice but to defend the honor of the Anglo-anus and declare war on Turkey! The battle lines are drawn.
-Lord Marshal Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth
21 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: L'Honarable Monsieur President of France suggests that everyone ready up their Build orders ASAP so we can progress to more diplomacy! Also we are declaring war on Austria.
24 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: I look at the balkans and i see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 different countries with their fingers in the pot. Obviously England does not know where the party is at.
24 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: I declared war on Turkey. I have an army of sepoys from India on the move. Party on.
24 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: Dear England, don't you have better things to do like making ugly babies (with bad teeth), sucking at cricket, and spending too much on a wedding..... although Kate is kinda hot.
How about I give you the entire Ottoman Empire for one night with her... no questions asked. I'm sure William won't mind.
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Boy, you're all going to look real dumb when you find out this is just a nightmare I'm having.
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: You mean the one where England isn't going to help you retake St. Pete
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Is it the nightmare where you're a Russian Tsar wearing nothing but your boxers and you have to give a public speech explaining how you somehow lost St. Petersburg and Sevastopol between the couch cushions? I hate that one.
27 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: At least I'm not the Frenchman whose army and navy collided in Brest.
27 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: There's nothing abnormal about the French navy drunkenly careening around the western seaboard.
30 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: I may not be long for this world, but my 1 wish is to see England die before I do
02 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Good night, sweet Germany; you were too beautiful for this world.
02 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: It may have taken 10 turns, 2 wars, 919,967 lives, and £1,188,263,000,000 but it was totally worth it! I dedicate this victory to Pyrrhus of Epirus from whom I drew inspiration. And also Tsar Pyotr for military support and Facebook statuses.
03 May 11 UTC Spring, 1906: I am in the bunker with Eva, gun is cocked
17 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: It's a race to the finish, East vs West, Rocky 4 European style
18 May 11 UTC Spring, 1910: Citizens back home are getting restless.... might have to bring out the Fat Man
20 May 11 UTC Vive la France, motherfuckers.