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30 May 22 UTC	Spring, 1: Saguntum? Damn near killed 'um!
30 May 22 UTC	Spring, 1: Egyptian crickets
31 May 22 UTC	Spring, 1: Stop the philosophy and start the action, Greece. You can't Zeno's Paradox your way to the Ready button.
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: Who is who, by the way?
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: You're Rome. I'm Egypt.
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: Just the sort of intelligent response I'd expect from generations of sibling marriage.
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: Keeping the Hellenic bloodlines pure.
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: You met Persia at my wedding - that's Jason. Greece is Ben from the great Kansas/Missouri border. And Carthage is Justin, from Binghamton University days.
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: Oh, and for everyone else, Rome is Alex "from" Florida.
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: I'm also from South Canada, which makes me twice as Southern. Y'all can deep fry my poutine, eh?
31 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 1: ...actually, that might even work. Cue Alex's timely "Fry Putin" Canadian-Floridian fusion restaurant empire.
02 Jun 22 UTC	Spring, 2: No, Egypt, we can't "settle this through sex", so stop asking.
02 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 2: Global chat isn't just for our "Who's on First" routine, you know. Where are the rest of you? Antagonize, already!
02 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 2: Well, logically, if you're the one that put this group together, that means they all know you. And if they all know you, then I wager they feel antagonized enough already.
03 Jun 22 UTC	Spring, 3: Welp
04 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 3: Stop going around me.
06 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 5: Betrayal! Egyptian slime, I will stamp out the Dynasty of Ptolemy, drag down your Pyramids stone by stone, and carve your Sphinx in my own likeness.
06 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 5: "Egyptian slime" is a regional delicacy, so I thank you. As for our Sphinx, that would likely improve it. Extended generational inbreeding has warped our sense of faces.
06 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 5: There is a Germanic tribe in Sarmatia with similar practices; perhaps you should flee there after I crush you under ten thousand caligae.
07 Jun 22 UTC	Autumn, 5: Get a room you two.