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28 Apr 22 UTC	Spring, 1: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
29 Apr 22 UTC	Autumn, 2: I am the Cum I am the Beginning I am the End I am the Bust upon your fathers backside I am the pee that is stored in the balls Gloria Romae.
01 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 3: thats a funny 3v3 bounce doe
05 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 5: Parthia denounces Roman hubris. Let the world know their insults were the reason their monuments will fall.
06 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 5: Alexandria denounces Roman gall. The children of The Nile second the Carthaginian decree.
06 May 22 UTC	Spring, 6: Death to eastern scum.
06 May 22 UTC	Spring, 6: Us Greeks just wanna fuck boys :)
06 May 22 UTC	Spring, 6: carthago delanda est
08 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 8: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
09 May 22 UTC	Spring, 9: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
10 May 22 UTC	Autumn, 9: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
11 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
11 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: History will say it was the power vacuum left behind by Rome that lead to the 100 years of war to follow it's collapse but in truth the Grecko/Roman people proved to me more hostile than the other empires could have ever predicted. Even after occupation the lords who survived the takeover fell back into old habits only the once nearby roman senate was now replaced by a far away emperors across the sea. Carthage saw the most success, Hannibal's conquest was praised by many of the island nations but he found himself is contention with the Gaulic tribes of old who demanded the return of their ancestral homes. Emboldened by Romes defeat hey would raid and harass Carthage for years to come. Meanwhile in Greece local feuds would reignite between the true Greek city states and the supposed wannabe Macedonia. The lords there would strike the first blow unknowingly to either empire and by the time news reached the Pharaoh of Egypt and the Emperor of Parthia it was too late. The fighting would escalate with no end in sight as both found themselves funding a proxy war whos aggression would slowly find it's way back to their respective capitals. In Egypt, religious radicle found their way into the Great Pharaoh's council sparking some of the most unproductive, bloody battles in the Mediterranean. It was they who first attacked the people of Sinai, a move that offended years of Egyptian Persian peace. However with the growing movement the Pharaoh had no choice but to back his advisor's party or risk empire wide revolt. After years of successful campaigns both sides would field disciplined, seasoned warriors whos resolve for empire dominance would stack body after body. Despite the differences between Carthage and the Late Pharaoh, Egypt under it's new rule established lasting peace between the African nations but such a peace like any other was build on equality.
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: who is this guy even talking to
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: us greeks just wanna fuck boys
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)
12 May 22 UTC	Spring, 10: THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.