Finished: 04 PM Wed 12 May 21 UTC
Private United States of Dewd
1 day /phase
Pot: 56 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by tyfighter (642 D)
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1902: France hasn't denied it
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1902: Or Germany
05 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

Who do you blame when a turn is missed
pointing your finger and clenching your fist
Blaming dear nations is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who’s to blame

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you’re not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
05 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Back to work, Oompa Loompas! We are falling behind in Wonka Bar production!

-W
05 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Award for most ambitious play of the game goes to Italy
05 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Was worth a try
05 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Did austria message you?
05 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Being Italy sucks
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: No...it wasn't too hard to anticipate considering you took Tunis with a convoy, then immediately realized that you trapped one of your units in a way that made it fairly useless.
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Although, I thought you would try to land in Syria to try and get behind me
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: And yes, Italy sucks
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: As in chess, it is sometimes a legitimate strategy to try and force the draw, with Italy it almost seems worth it to play for 2nd place
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: italy was kingmaker last game! it can happen. but it's hard.
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: I was hoping you would try to bounce me in syria leaving your spot open
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Ah Italy, the classic diplomacy over think.
06 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: I see half of Italy’s infantry enjoying the sun-soaked beaches of Africa afar from war and no way to get back in on the action. Defend it honorable, Italy.
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: Germany, you...you...you sank my fleet! They were attacked unprovoked, as they simply were asking Kiel for some delicious wonka bars, and now they sank with no delicious chocolate to savor.
The North Sea was left with no choice but to instantly and thoroughly respond.

Tunis, use spf 50 bud, unless you tan, then use 30.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: It should be possible to do land orders from North Africa to Spain
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: That would be a cool map variant
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: I agree
10 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: What an interesting turn
11 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
11 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Spring, 1902: "wasnt me", muttered Italy, as he was pestered by his army stranded in Africa.

"Yes, it was you!", screamed Germany from afar, seeing that Italy has been removed from the game.
11 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: screamed, as in above-average volume projection, not circa 2003 screamo.
12 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Glad you clarified, totally thought it was the other scream-o.
12 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Looks like it was Italy.
12 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: The 2003 screamo is waaaay more cringy than the 2002 or 2004 versions.
12 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: It was Italy who left, no “looks like it was” language required.
12 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Germany commenting on 00's era screamo, Germany is Tim
16 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1905: Half of this rotten world gone in one turn. And now the fun begins.
18 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1906: Gah, those 50/50 chance attacks are always brutal when you lose the coin flip.
28 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1908: Curious what another tank is going to do in the north there Dave...
28 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1908: Isn’t it obvious?
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: Well, its been a good fight
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: Well, its been a good fight
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: Looks like it's gonna be the west that prevails though
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: Well fought England and France, don't wait too long to make your move for first place, the other guy might be a bit faster :)
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: Well fought England and France, don't wait too long to make your move for first place, the other guy might be a bit faster :)
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: k
02 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: The Fr*nch fleet retreating behind enemy lines...my word, what a game changer.
03 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1909: Alright, Austria is done, let's grab the territory and rumble
04 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: russia has perplexion that hookah czar need 6 years to see final inevitability.
04 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: :shrugs in adidas tracksuit:
05 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: Sorry yall, i'm missing this turn. had a crazy day.
05 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: will lock my orders later tonight so we don't have to wait the whole 24 hours
05 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
05 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: You could just surrender
06 May 21 UTC Spring, 1910: It's always interesting how the game moves so slowly for so long and then a relatively large player gets completely swallowed in two years.
10 May 21 UTC Autumn, 1911: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.

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France
tyfighter (642 D)
Won. Bet: 8 D, won: 56 D
20 supply-centers, 16 units
England
dbarnz (365 D)
Survived. Bet: 8 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
Turkey
Smitington (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 8 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Italy
ToxCox (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 8 D
Germany
Defeated. Bet: 8 D
Austria
mattshaw (129 D)
Defeated. Bet: 8 D
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 8 D
Civil Disorders
ToxCox (100 D)Italy (Autumn, 1904) with 2 centres.
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