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16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Zdravstvuy, må bedste nation vinde
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: in bocca al lupo, held og lykke til alle
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Cheers mates, ses på mållinjen
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Yall got any human rights that need violating?
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Spanish ambassadors have requested the peaceful transfer of the coastal territory Gibraltar, for the African nation of Morocco. The Queen of England accepts.
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Moroccans angry at being sold by another independent nation. Spanish officials reply "Nobody told us you can't forcefully short an entire nation."
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: You can't sell nations? What's next, you can't sell people? Just do like my good friends in China and deny their independence.
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: After weeks of protests in inner Cairo, which later became a revolution. Shortly president Mubarak was forced to resign and fleed Egypt. Newly placed officials announced this morning: "Thanks to the will of the people, the New Arabic democracy of Egypt has been elected"
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Despite historical controversy Italy has once again elected a strong leader to show the light, as other politcal parties have fallen to corruption and similar political atrocities. The National Millitary party is the only one still trusted by the people, and have created the first majority government in decades. Pope says "I trust them, and so should every good catholic in the rest of the world. God bless them."
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Putin applauds the election (or election by the sword) of stronger leaders. The world needs strong men, not quivering bureaucrats.
16 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Наш могутній країна-союзник США підтримає нас у нашому плані на майбутнє, а президент нашої кінозірки домінуватиме на майбутньому саміті
17 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: 1994 Winter Olympics to be held in Norway. The UK sends their best ski shooters despite no planned event of the sort.
17 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1994: Україна розпочала велике диво "walk of fame", якщо її завершити. всі фільми, які починаються з України, отримують 1 плюс до всіх стат
17 Mar 21 UTC	Autumn, 1994: France declares itself to be a protectorate of free people of Monaco. Monaccans rejoice.
17 Mar 21 UTC	Autumn, 1994: Spain declares itself to be the new sovereign over Portugal. The Portuguese rejoice with a 100% approval rating with 100% voter turnout for this decision.
18 Mar 21 UTC	Autumn, 1994: наш президент повідомить вас, що в кінотеатрах "8 нових побачень", і сподівається на вашу підтримку в його успіху
20 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1995: This morning the Monarchy of Saudi Arabia resigned and switched to democracy, as humbly pleaded by the president of Egypt. As quoted: "This is for the will of the people and for democracy, and not for their oil or anything"
20 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1995: France believes that the rest of you know word "Blietzkrieg". The people of Paris do. They remember 1940. This, is an official declaration of war on Germany.
20 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1995: Spain believes that the rest of you know word "Siesta". The people of Madrid do. They remember the hours after lunch. This, is an official declaration of war on not sleeping at midday.
21 Mar 21 UTC	Spring, 1995: Increasing tensions and escalating conflicts sees the Belgian prime minister signing a treaty declaring Belgium a protectorate of the UK. French diplomats enraged, claiming sovereignty over the (now formerly) independent nation. "France will not incite further quarrel with the Engishmen, should you choose to hand over Belgium peacefully." says a high-ranking French official, at a meeting between the two western powers. After declaring no intention to relieve themselves of their duties as protectors, the French ambassador left the room in anger, stating: "France believes it is clear that this discussion has ended. And as a secondary note, let be know that we fart in your general generation, Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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