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29 Jan 21 UTC	Spring, 1: Χαλάζι! Είμαι γιαούρτι της Μακεδονίας, I look forward to subjugating your people and extracting your riches! Ἡ εἰρήνη οὔποτε μ’ ἔτερπε μάλα.
29 Jan 21 UTC	Spring, 1: “All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks.” - Cyrus the Great
29 Jan 21 UTC	Spring, 1: Carpe centrum copia. General Biggus Dickus
29 Jan 21 UTC	Spring, 1: I haven't seen these state names in the USA before!
29 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: Dearest Admiral Yogurt of Macedon, the King and the Pharaoh, the undefeated Lord of Greece, General Biggus Dickus and I are trading pesto for falafel. Could I borrow some feta, I'll pay you back next week? Me mate owes me $20 Regards, Cyrus the Great Founder of the Achaemenid Empire, the first Persian Empire, King of Anshan, King of Persia, King of Media, King of the World, King of Kings, Great King, Mighty King, King of Babylon, King of Sumer and Akkad, King of the Four Corners of the World
29 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: King Cyrus, I am happy to open a trade between our great nations for Greek fetta in exchange for some Armenian Lamb. I have some sandwiches to make. Regards, Admiral Yogurt of Macedon
29 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: You should try the Khorovats
29 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: I am Pharaoh Finger Snail IV of Naqada, recently descended from heaven to care for my flock.
30 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: My apologies, Admiral Yoghurt. My fleet's navigator got a splinter in his hand from the ship's railing, and quickly died due to sepsis. The remaining crew did their best to sail to Sicilia as we discussed, but got mixed up with which direction the sun set on. When they made landfall, they were convinced they were in Sicilia, and promptly slaughtered the inhabitants. Only later did they realise they were in Sparta. Whoopsie! I hope this will not negatively affect our alliance. General Biggus Dickus
30 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: Let it be known that General Dickus, after accepting a peace agreement with Greece has reneged on this deal less than a year later, and worse he did not even have the bravery to call an invasion by its name. My friends, beware when dealing with this cowardly creature. He will betray you with no thought of the future. Admiral Yoghurt of Macedonia
30 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: Admiral Yogurt, I speak no word of a lie. When the fleet discovered where they truely were, my fleet captain queried "This is Sparta?" to which a Spartan hoplite replied "Yes! I've been trying to tell you that, you malaka!" but the captain did not like to be called such things so he kicked the hoplite into a well. I'm very disappointed that you do not want to continue our deal and would prefer a less diplomatic resolution. General Biggus Dickus
30 Jan 21 UTC	Autumn, 1: I feel I also need to clarify what I meant when I wrote that my navigator died of sepsis. I meant Captain Sepsis had him thrown overboard. The captain does not tolerate weakness. General Biggus Dickus
01 Feb 21 UTC	Spring, 3: I, Pharaoh Finger Snail IV of Naqada, recently descended from heaven, declare holy war on Athens simply because Captain Sepsis liked my Pyramids. All enemies of Sepsis, who are weaklings, must die in holy fire.
01 Feb 21 UTC	Autumn, 4: I, Pharaoh Finger Snail IV of Naqada, recently descended from heaven, declare peace with Greece.
01 Feb 21 UTC	Spring, 5: May Admiral Yoghurt's last fleet cross the river Styx with Charon as his guide.
02 Feb 21 UTC	Spring, 7: Cyrus the Stalemate, let us drink ouzo while the southerners fight it out.
03 Feb 21 UTC	Spring, 8: Cruel world. I prepare to return to heaven.
03 Feb 21 UTC	Spring, 8: Don't worry, Pharaoh. We will bury your concubine Cyrus the Submissive with you in your pyramid tomb, so you can be allies in the afterlife too.
03 Feb 21 UTC	Spring, 8: some something joke about pyramid scheme
07 Feb 21 UTC	Autumn, 9: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.