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Finished: 02 PM Wed 10 Mar 21 UTC
All Quiet on the Stalemate Line
2 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Spring, 1908, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
25 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: Its what happens when the French trains one of your armies :)
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm sorry, the French have actually seen conflict this year, unlike SOME people
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: The Roman government did sometimes pay their legionaries with salt because it was such a valuable commodity.
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: Thank you russia for catching my allusion!
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: Thats where the word salary drives from
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: Derives*
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: It would seem that I am in the midst well educated men who are as well tamed with the sword as they are with words!
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: thank you for the language lesson about salt/salary. I actually study linguistics a bit, along with history and anthropology.
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: This is the kind of quality content that is missing from most global chats
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: I know right? It almost tempts one to play in global only... But that is basically press on had mode.
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: I was actually thinking it was an allusion to the Brits pouring salt water onto the backs of sailors getting a lashing for misbehaving. I assumed someone would have lost their head/dignity over the loss of Venice.
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: And Russia, I deny that I am evil. In fact, I shall deny that there is any evil in this game.

In diplomacy, there is no good or evil. In the wise words of J. K. Rowling, there is only power and those too weak to seak it.

This is global politics simulator. Let the bodies hit the floor.
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: nu England here. more drowning pool references and fewer Harry Potter references please
26 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1901: And after all, everyone knows the British sailors were proud, willing participants to being lashed and heving saltwater poured on them!
29 Jan 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: The sick old man of Europe (me) has a question for Germany.

What the everliving fuck are you doing in Tyrolia? Not that I can do much about it, being stuck in a corner. Seriously, menacing my ally is not cool. In addition, you do understand why Austro-German wars are usually bad? I'll give you a hint. It's something to do with stalemate lines.
02 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Gentleman, I have diamond hands, I will hold my GME stock. What makes you think I won't hold the lines here?

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Apulia,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our boot, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Italian Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”


When you have skin in the game, you stay in the game.
02 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1902: Turkey sends it's diplomatic respects to Italy.
04 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
04 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1903: ugh this is like the least interesting version of edging
05 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1903: Everyone ready up, let's get France an orgasm.
07 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
07 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: Bye bye Italy.
13 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
14 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
25 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: new turkey
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: Hoping to have some fun in this exciting game
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: You all have a chance of winning
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: Whether you have 1 or 2 or 3 or 6 or 7 or 8
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: Welcome, Turkey! I am willing to discuss terms.
27 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1906: Great
04 Mar 21 UTC Spring, 1907: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
04 Mar 21 UTC Spring, 1907: nice
09 Mar 21 UTC Who told England I was gonna stab them. I am and he can do nothing about it
09 Mar 21 UTC He can make a guess
09 Mar 21 UTC I assume it was France
09 Mar 21 UTC Because I said we should do a 4 or 3 way draw with Austria France and Me maybe including Germany
09 Mar 21 UTC And take out England
09 Mar 21 UTC I doubt it was Austria
09 Mar 21 UTC And I did not tell Germany
09 Mar 21 UTC huh?
09 Mar 21 UTC lmao i love it when a fishing expedition is successful
09 Mar 21 UTC Oh cool
09 Mar 21 UTC GG
09 Mar 21 UTC gg all
09 Mar 21 UTC GG
09 Mar 21 UTC Lol - did I have my draw vote in? I didn’t think I did but maybe my kid caused me to hit it while grabbing at my phone?

Ah well - GG everyone!

I’m actually okay with this because I was pretty certain Turkey was going to solo. I was the one who leaked to England, btw. I wasn’t planning to stab you this turn but I was hoping for some resistance to your expansion.
09 Mar 21 UTC lol. gg

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Austria
K^2 (161 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Turkey
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 14 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
France
nugget porn (174 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 14 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
CappyBara (105 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
England
dumptruck (910 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 14 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Russia
fourofswords (447 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
krutapa (100 D)England (Autumn, 1901) with 5 centres.
Nobel (160 D)Italy (Autumn, 1903) with 3 centres.
Beneficial Insurance (100 D)Turkey (Spring, 1906) with 7 centres.
XavierCormorant (100 D)France (Autumn, 1904) with 5 centres.
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