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Finished: 05 PM Mon 16 Aug 10 UTC
Summon up the blood
1 day /phase
Pot: 140 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
22 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1901: No other reason for someone to duck out of a game like this.
22 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1901: Sorry guys Yeah Turkey is here. Got sick and have been at the hospital. Let's do it.
22 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1901: Sorry for all the jokes, Turkey. Thanks for giving us the pleasure of your company. Okay, I'm done. Good luck, Turkey.
22 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1901: No problem. Good Luck.
22 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1901: Glad you are with us Turkey.

Imagine how crap the jokes would be if any other country was AWOL!
22 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1901: I don't know it's pretty easy to make fun of France, but any other country yeah I know what you mean.
22 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1901: Yeah, like, "Don't be Russian my orders."
24 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm going back to the hospital. Hopefully it is not for long but if I'm not ready before the next phase I apologize.
24 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1901: Sorry to hear that. I vote to pause ...
24 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: I'm ready. Thanks for the concern. It's not mrsa thankfully, but they still have no clue what it is.
24 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: Good to hear. Hope they find out what it is soon and that it is not too serious.
25 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: This is entirely tasteless, but I can't help myself: Turkey, watch out for the painkillers they give you at the hospital. If you get addicted, it'll be really hard to go cold turkey afterwards.
25 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: Sorry.
25 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: I've been to Turkey before. Someone asked me what it was like. I said it tastes like chicken. ba-dum tsssss.
25 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: Oh dear
25 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1902: These turkey jokes are getting a bit unpheasant
25 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: It looks like Germany's gone now. Does anyone have any good Germany jokes?
25 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: My boss?
25 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Awful.
25 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: One of my favourites that, but how is is a German joke?
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: It's a reference to a Monty Python sketch.
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: In the sketch, the British had come up with a joke so funny, anyone hearing it would die laughing (the "killer joke"). They translated it into German and used it against them. The Germans tried to develop their own and the above is what they came up with.
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: There was also:
How do you make a Nazi cross?
Tread on his corns.
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: I thought I already sent this, but I'll try again. I'm voting draw in light of Germany's CD, which gives a strong advantage to the northern powers (including myself). If anyone opposes the idea, I respect that and look forward to finishing off the game with you. Just throwing my opinion out there.
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: @Austria: I knew the joke but I didn't know where it came from. Thanks for the info.
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: Singing:
The hills are alive
With the sound of Russians, Turks and Italians
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: The Tyrol is still yours!
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: @Austria: You forgot the French :)
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: No offense intended toward Austria with this, but why does the game go through a full retreats phase when there is no option but to disband the units? I would think that it would just automatically disband and go forward with the game.
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1903: Some other websites have that, but I don't know why this one doesn't.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: None taken. And I agree. If there is no choice to be taken, it should occur automatically. And sorry I could not get on to do it sooner.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: No, don't worry about it. I just feel like it's as much a hassle to you as it is to everyone else. Thanks, though, for not CDing at the first sign of trouble, as many players do. It's well appreciated.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: Ironic that the only one who didn't get a piece of me is Germany. OK, and England, but if they had managed to get down into me, the game would probably have been over.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: Oh, how did I forget this one?:
German Guest: Stop it!
Basil Fawlty: Well, you started it.
German Guest: No we didn't.
Basil: Yes you did. You invaded Poland!

One of the funniest things ever on TV.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: To be fair, Turkey hasn't invaded Austria proper yet. Serbia is your natural SC, so it's almost as good, but they haven't technically crossed your borders.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: A mere technicality.
28 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'm melting. I'm melting.
What a world!
28 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: Good game, Austria. I hope you and your puns will stick around in the global chat.
28 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: No, not so good, but thanks. I'll see what else I can come up with. :-)
30 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: I see Russia and Turkey are up to some kinky swapping action. :-O
01 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Voting Pause for France.
01 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: This game could be ruined if France does not build.
05 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sorry for the delay, but I'm going to have to save my orders for this build phase. I'm going to busy for a bit and won't be on at all tonight.
13 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: i feel like i'm being quartered, like in mid-evil times...... :)
13 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Six-fleet convoy. Nice!
13 Aug 10 UTC Spring, 1910: Sorry, England! But don't worry, we'll be done soon. Also, Austria, if you thought that six fleet convoy was nice, wait 'til you see what's coming up in a couple of turns.
13 Aug 10 UTC Spring, 1910: i think it involves an english leader being stretched as many ways as those six convoy lines.... :) i'll consider it sacrificing my body for the sake of a good game..... or, i could do the pouty thing and drag my pain and suffering out by not submitting any orders.... fortunate for all of us, i prefer to be actively involved in my disembowling!!! :)
13 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1910: Thanks, England. I appreciate your being a good sport about this. Just so you know, we're going to try for a Syria-StP convoy, since I've never actually seen one of them before.
13 Aug 10 UTC Autumn, 1910: Thank you for playing it out England.
15 Aug 10 UTC Good game, everyone. Let's play again soon.

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Turkey
Logan774 (199 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 70 D
17 supply-centers, 16 units
Russia
tarspaceheel (503 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 70 D
17 supply-centers, 14 units
England
Hubb (881 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
France
NiccoloM (812 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Italy
diplomat61 (223 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Germany
Goblue16 (170 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Austria
esaper (157 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Civil Disorders
NiccoloM (812 D)France (Autumn, 1908) with 1 centres.
Goblue16 (170 D)Germany (Autumn, 1905) with 3 centres.
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