Finished: 11 PM Thu 18 Mar 21 UTC
Modern-14
2 days /phase
Pot: 100 D - Spring, 2009, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn

< Return

Chat archive

1
...
Country:


22 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Best of luck everyone
22 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Thank you France, same to you.
22 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Hope everyone has a fun game!
23 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Hope everyone is well!
23 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Good luck!!!
23 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Turkish Semavers for trade!
In this dark and depressing time of the .com bubble (may it never burst), the Turkish Tea Semaver manufacturing plants have suddenly been put into overdrive! (Who was the state actor that wrote the virus to "accidentally" turn a missiles factory into a Semaver factory, grrrrrr). Turkey is looking for, in no particular order:
Premium Russian b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶c̶l̶e̶a̶n̶e̶r̶ Vodka
Ukrainian 'Eavy Metal
Polish Printers
German Volkswagon Beatles (The head honcho of Turkey is oddly specific about this, it can only be beatles, no other make or model of car).
Yorkshire Buscuit Tea (Whyyyyyyyy! Teabags be sacrilege) (unless one is a underpayed Foreign Affairs Minister... :(
French Brie.
Spanish Aztech Gold.
Italian Pinot Grigio,
And Egypt's time travelling device (the boss definitly does not intend to use it to kidnap Sabaton).
Free trade on Turkish Samevers!
23 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: I am very sorry to hear that your manufacturing plants have been put into overdrive. However, perhaps the time travelling device I have created will lighten your mood! It definitely works and has at least a 60% chance of not killing you during the time leaps. In exchange for my time travelling device, I will want some of your premium Turkeys.

Sorry, what's that Richard? You're trying to tell me that they don't raise Turkeys in Turkey?? Then why is the country named after them?

On second thought, silver will do just fine. Oh, and no refunds. All sales are final.
23 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Would you take silver Nitrate? In the ocean? That you get to extract yourself?
23 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1994: Depends how nicely you ask me ;)
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: Just putting this out here: Turkey lied to me about keeping Iraq a DMZ. Don't trust them an inch.
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: ... just tell me wtf are you doing in the Eastern Med, threatening *my* home SC's?
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: *watches eagerly while eating crumpets*
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: he's probably just delivering the time machine
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: Okay, technically, we didn't officially agree on an Eastern Mediterranean DMZ, so I haven't violated anything so far.
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: And yes, I indeed do have the time machine on board. Looks like you won't be getting it though.
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: WE HAD A DMZ YOU LYING JANUS!
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: It included East Med btw.
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: Lies. Dirty fucking lies. You did tell me to keep out of the Eastern Mediterranean, but...

1. I never said that I would, I just didn't answer you.
2. I thought it was an informal message sent in passing, not an official request.

I apologize for any misunderstanding. I just want everyone to know that I have not lied yet, and that Turkey is the true aggressor here.
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: Oh no wait, I looked through the messages, we did make it an official DMZ, nevermind.

I'm still the victim though.
25 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1994: Watch Egypt destroy themselves via facts and logic.

1
...