Finished: 01 PM Mon 21 Dec 20 UTC
Anal Clan
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1913, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
04 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
04 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: No one wants to associate with losers
04 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: dam, hurtful
04 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: Don’t worry, everyone stopped talking to me first
04 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: Ooof, my ego hurts!
05 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: My draw vote is in, in case you all are interested to draw
05 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: This board is a curious one, I want to see how it might play out.
06 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
07 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
07 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: Greetings everyone! New French parliament. I look forward to forging new relationships.
07 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: Oh my. What have I walked into...
07 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: Nu-France is sending out envoys.
07 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1909: Welcome to the New French Republic!
07 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Fellow Diplomats,

After much thought, I'm joining Germany in voting for a draw. Please join us and let's end this game.

Why? This board is a mess and we're basically waiting for Italy and Turkey to decide who is the winner. Looking at France's position the only valid game decisions are "how quickly do I want to die?"

I can imagine the experience is worse for Russia and England.

Let's draw. Those of us who were spanked, we can learn and use our DipPoints for other games. We are all leaving with more DipPoints than we came with.
07 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: You havent been spanked yet so bear with us for a while longer.
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: So, I've gotten giddy about yeeting a tank across the map before, so I get this.

The fact that an Alliance want to use 6 moves to yeet a tank is... vulgar.
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: To the owner of a lost tank:

https://imgur.com/5cXxwZB

Regards,
Nu France
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Lol, what a move that was
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: I dont speak millenial sry, you'll have to translate that meme in English if I'm to understand.
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Yeah... Sorry Zoomer.

"Oof. Mood."
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Hehehe thx
08 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: ITALY! Will you stop making the pesto and drive your tank into the sea?
09 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: FRANCE! Pesto is great! The people of France will thank me when they’re munching on the cuisine of Italy!
09 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Russia, let the Guspatcho get cold and ready!
09 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Pesto is a fantastic thing, goes well with all variations of pasta.
10 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1910: An Open Letter to the German Empire and the Russia Fatherland:

Turkey and Italy want to see you bleed, so they will not offer constructive feedback. Shame on both of you. As a stranger, it is obvious how Turkey (with some help from Italy) is playing you two off of each other.

The "Garlic Thanksgiving" Alliance has Zero intention of being benevolent. They are here to win, and dance around our uncoordinated asses in the process.

Please stop competing to be Turkey's "preferred pet" (unless you're into that. I'm not here to kink-shame).

Germany, you are not improving your position by damaging your neighbors positions. This is the EXACT short-sighted thinking which cost you TWO SC in Autumn 1908.

Please back out of St. P a la Livonia, and Prussia. Return your Navy to Berlin, who desperately needs their strength. Please help Russia reclaim Warsaw.

Yes, this will short-term "cost" you 1 SC, but you will gain valuable tactical consolidation of your units, and be one step closer to building an _actual_ alliance. Actively redeploying 1 SC (GoB Navy) is more valuable than wasting 2 SC on an unproductive attempt to make further landfall in Russia.

Russia, please aid Germany in taking back Silenia and marching South into East Italy. Also, stop being so gullible... "It was short term occupation to attack Germany"? You're better than that.

Both of you, please stop helping Turkey OR Italy. Get your units on a line and push the green and yellow into the southern waters.

With (French) Kisses,
Nu France <3
10 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Much love, very wow. The wonderful people of Saint Petersburg thank you for your support.
10 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1910: A lovely plead indeed.
Garlic Thanksgiving Alliance, I like that.
However, alea iacta est, as they say in not-Nu Italy.
10 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1910: I love the sound of the Garlic Thanksgiving alliance - if anything this catchy name provides another reason why we should prevail!
10 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Easy to remember in your history classes
10 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1910: fun isn't allowed in history classes, so that's a no for the Garlic Thanksgiving alliance
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: Well this one lasted long...
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: New New France! Welcome!
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: Can we ready up given the delay?
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: gentlemen, you've put up a valiant effort, but i think it's time for you to gracefully bow out and draw the game to avoid further embarrassment. Garlic Thanksgiving alliance has no future, so why not join hands and together build a peaceful, better future for the World instead?
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: Has no future with units in Liverpool North Sea and Paris?
I'm not convinced.
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: In pre-Soviet Russia, we dine on garlic turkey every month.
13 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1910: Your eyes are bigger than your stomach, pre-Soviet Russia. I think garlic turkey will dine on you.
15 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
15 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: I'd say the worst part of webDiplomacy is the flakiness of the players. The best part is that the game doesn't get totally lost to civil disorder by gosh, it's annoying to lose two players in one round.
15 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: Anyway, welcome new Italy and new Turkey to this very interesting (TM) game.
15 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: Apologies for the inconvenience. Looking forward to talking to you all.
15 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: Certainly not your fault. Thanks for joining so the game can continue!
15 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: i think at this point i'm the only government that is yet to abandon it's people since this little war started. the brits never give up!
16 Dec 20 UTC Spring, 1911: That attitude wins points in my book!
16 Dec 20 UTC Autumn, 1911: I hear a tiny violin playing my eulogy
20 Dec 20 UTC Gg all.
20 Dec 20 UTC What a rollercoaster!
20 Dec 20 UTC can't believe i actually survived this. gg y'all!

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Italy
Clandestino (141 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 7 D
12 supply-centers, 11 units
Turkey
RayJay (1802 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 7 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
Germany
Eric1984 (3985 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 7 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Russia
Arca (103 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 7 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
England
Sveir (102 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
Jack94 (102 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
France
SaladinSmith (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Civil Disorders
DrugTito (1353 D)Turkey (Spring, 1911) with 9 centres.
MajorMurphy (100 D)Italy (Spring, 1901) with 3 centres.
Apedaddy (100 D)Turkey (Spring, 1909) with 8 centres.
Maddooo (100 D)Italy (Spring, 1911) with 8 centres.
memorialking (85 D)Russia (Autumn, 1906) with 4 centres.
Just.James (120 D)France (Autumn, 1910) with 6 centres.
jstandard (100 D)France (Spring, 1909) with 7 centres.
Zerodan (100 D)Germany (Autumn, 1902) with 4 centres.
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