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Finished: 08 PM Tue 03 Aug 10 UTC
Diplo Newbs!
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by TBroadley (178 D)
10 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: Juggernaut
10 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1902: I am incensed. (Of course, I have nothing against Russia...)
14 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: So Austria left (which I did not even know was an option outside just not taking your turn) so as this game is now completely out of balance I vote we draw to recoup our bets and move on from this farce. Thanks Austria I will remember to avoid joining another game with you.
14 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'm for a draw.
14 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1903: Munich - Bohemia. Never mind the draw! Sartre was right all along.
14 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1904: I'll be honest, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I have never played Germany.
15 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1904: This is a game called, 'Diplo Newbs!' We've all made simple mistakes, and poor strategies. Hey wait, I just realized that Sartre was entirely wrong - hell isn't other people, it's within us. Also, Italy wears a c-cup. See what I mean!
15 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1904: Wow...Just wow.
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: OK now Germany is out. Who wants to vote draw?
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Germany was just here.
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: I mean we could draw.
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Now that Germany is out I have a pretty nice advantage. If you guys want to play it out that's peaches with me but this game has turned into a fiasco.
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: i guess. well germany is "in" he is just giving up all of germany to you.
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: i can vote draw, but i don't know what the others will do. Turkey is on the roll. so is England.
16 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1904: Well, I would love to continue this game (and I'm sure that England does too) but I am happy to draw if everyone else agrees to.
22 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1906: It seems like my orders didn't get through. how is that possible?
24 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1906: Damn it. You're going down France you two-faced frog-muncher. Your lies run quick and deep as the Parisian sewage.
24 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1907: Hey France, you're a stinking dog, you heard me?
24 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm sure he did.
25 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1907: Hah! Accusations of lying from the swarthy Italian weasel! What next? A rotting pile of French brie stinks less than your empty promises and empty threats. France will never bow to your fascist corporatocracy. May you choke on your dog ridden meatballs!
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1907: you bastards!
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1907: I know. We're all just terrible, terrible people.
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1907: France: "Rotting Pile of French Brie" is what your mother named you, right after you fell out of her belly and into the gutter!
26 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1907: Indeed I have a proud heritage...unlike Italy. Shaped like a hookers boot and home of boy loving priests!
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: No! France is full of boy-loving priests. Italy has boy-loving-Cardinals!
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: This is quite a distinction.
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves!
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: EDIT: Britannia rules the northern waves. It must be said that Turkey and France will rule the Mediterranean.
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: And Turkey has neither boy-loving priests or cardinals, because we don't have priests or cardinals.
26 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: boy loving imams? jihad on my ass now?
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: Jihad? Did I ever say anything about jihad? In fact, considering how little I know in general about Islam, I'm not going to make any more claims. Let's not get prejudicial now.
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: How can you throw yourself against me, to simply give it all up to England France. It doesn't make sense! My fuckery was part of diplomacy, but I'd never risk my chances in the game just to mess you up. Ridiculous.
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: Who says I'm giving it up? There is still plenty of game left. And why do you think that I have a grudge against you? Everything I am doing is in my best interests.
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: I missed a comma. I meant this message for France.
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: And I myself am basicalyl throwing myself against France. You and england have a great opportunity for a 2-way in this situation with France.
27 Jul 10 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm sorry about that. Didn't realize the intended target.
27 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Sorry dude I was literally able to do nothing while you noodled around in my territory. I just sat there stunted for like four years while you tried to tell me I couldn't be in the Mid Atlantic. I gave you many chances and more than fair warning. Better to go down in a blaze of glory than just sit and watch while you hold me up.
30 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Bon Voyage Italy!
30 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Oh never mind you can retreat back to Budapest can't you. :/
30 Jul 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: You mean Bohemia? Huh?
02 Aug 10 UTC Spring, 1911: This game is hilarious.
02 Aug 10 UTC Good game, everyone. Thanks for giving me my first win. =D

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Turkey
TBroadley (178 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 39 D
19 supply-centers, 17 units
England
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 26 D
12 supply-centers, 14 units
France
Padre (321 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 7 D
3 supply-centers, 2 units
Germany
kiltedscott (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Italy
Tom2010 (160 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
Clytemnestra (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
nothingizeverything (100 D)Austria (Spring, 1903) with 5 centres.
Clytemnestra (100 D)Russia (Spring, 1907) with 1 centres.
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