Finished: 07 AM Fri 04 Dec 20 UTC
DOMINA EVROPA
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1911, Finished
Classic, Rulebook press, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
0 excused missed turn
Game drawn
02 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Very large kaisers can, of course, also cast very tiny shadows.
04 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: This entire game, it feels like people have been playing ring around the rosie. The Warsaw-Berlin thing, the revolving door through Serbia are just from this season.
05 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
05 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hello, new England.
05 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wow. This game contains the most intricate press I have ever seen. Please give me a little bit to get through it all! I promise to try to keep up the level of elegance.
05 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: Benvenuto! Please come back to us when you’ve deciphered the game. I sure haven’t.
06 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: Welcome, England! Please send some tea.
07 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Austria, I swear, I keep trying to go to your party in Vienna. I just keep getting lost! Just last week, a friendly Russian army promised to take us there, but then they got possessed and blocked the gates of Vienna and forced us back to Triste!

Good thing it was a friendly Russian army or I just might have had to declare war ;)
07 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Well, I wouldn't be too concerned about not finding Vienna anymore, as the party ended several years ago. In fact, the entire city has fallen into anarchy because of the Russian occupation. My former citizens are eating rats and dead bodies to stay alive.
07 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Ah...

Do not worry! Italy is home to Christopher Columbus, who revealed the truth of the world to us: the earth is shaped like a pear, with a nipple on top! Surely with such strong navigational skills in our blood, it is only a matter of time until we find Vienna!
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Oh ffs...
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Im French and I'm france
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: I'm New France
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Nice
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Us vs Russia
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Or maybe not?
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Welcome to the game! :)

Time to Play: Can You Figure Out What the Hell is Going On?
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: And with that, all 3 of the Western Powers have now had a change in leadership since the war began
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: I wonder who's next....*ominously gleaning towards Italy*
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: I mean, you are literally in a Western country’s center, so if this spreads further, it makes more sense for you to first
08 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: So presuming this ailment spins counterclockwise, since it was in order Germany,England, France.....It is far more sensible that you will catch it first and me last...
09 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
09 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Ha! Knew it!
09 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: YAF, Yet Another France. Be assured, I have yet to miss any turn and it's not likely to start here. I'll do my best to honor deals, if any.
09 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Welcome!
09 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Oh Boy! One more France and we get our fifth one free! :’D
09 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1905: Must be something in the water.
15 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1906: Russia sent me a nice message this morning “You have absolutely no idea how much i hate you...”
15 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1906: Well it is an honest truth....
17 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: Don't worry Germany, even if all of Europe hates you, I still love you <3
17 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: I thought I had a friend in New France, but it seems he is ready for me to depart this cruel world. As long as Russia doesn’t solo, I’m a happy guy.
20 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1907: Gods speed to all but Russia. Hopefully Russia will meet his maker soon.
20 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1907: Haha, what the hell did Russia do to you? You've been a pleasant player to anyone but them. Did he murder your parents or something?
20 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1907: It was a pleasure to see you go Jerry....hope to never meet again, cheers!
21 Nov 20 UTC Autumn, 1907: I hereby formally renounce my claim to the Italian throne, and offer the position of King of Italy to the King of France.
29 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: I have already ordered my tombstone: “The SOB Deserved Everything He Got”
29 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Wow, how did you end up in this position, Italy? Not that I'm complaining or anything.
30 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: I declared war on the two biggest powers at the same time and, incredibly, it didn’t work out for me
30 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Oh, that's a huge surprise; a war on two fronts with no ally? Man, it's a wonder how France is in Naples now.
30 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Yeah I made an agreement with a third party to “hit both our neighbors swiftly and decisively”... turns out I had different definitions of those terms.

I’m not bitter about it. They secured their place in a draw, and they had no way of knowing that I was crazy enough to actually go through with it. Kudos to everyone in this match, I clearly have a lot to learn.

A certain someone owes me an apology when they see my rank, though. They know who I’m talking about
30 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Haha, I wonder how things would've turned out if that mysterious third party had honoured that deal...

I don't like that you're not bitter; that means you have not experienced the pain that I've experienced. Please go consume a bitter substance and then come back.
30 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Ah, would you prefer this?

SCREW FRANCE! SCREW RUSSIA! SCREW ENGLAND! SCREW TURKEY! SCREW EVERYONE! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL DEAD TO MEEEEEEE
30 Nov 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Haha, that's more like it. Everyone's to blame except for yourself...and except for me, I didn't do shit to you.
02 Dec 20 UTC So boys and girls, are we done here?
02 Dec 20 UTC Aye.
03 Dec 20 UTC GG folks!
03 Dec 20 UTC Alright, I do owe Italy the apology I promised them for accusing them of being a scheming mastermind trying to get me to run myself into a brick wall for their own solo potential. That accusation may have been made while exceptionally frustrated at work but will still live up to my end of the bargain here...
03 Dec 20 UTC England, your conduct was more than disappointing. How dare you suggest I possess more than 2 brain cells.

In all seriousness, everyone here seemed like very competent players. A couple of you have already reached out to help me improve my gameplay, and I really appreciate it. I would really appreciate if you guys would message me about how you thought I played. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings; I want to get better, and I feel like literally everyone played better than me so I thank you guys for taking the time to do so.
03 Dec 20 UTC *Cries in Austrian*

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

France
Hithlum (135 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 9 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
Russia
Clandestino (141 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 9 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
England
Aristocrat (405 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 9 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Turkey
montalvo (90 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 9 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
Ahab (102 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Austria
335750162 (156 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
jackbell3010 (213 D)England (Autumn, 1904) with 6 centres.
LKJ12 (100 D)France (Spring, 1905) with 7 centres.
HarryT (100 D)Germany (Spring, 1901) with 3 centres.
Nestor Makhno (90 D)France (Spring, 1905) with 7 centres.
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