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- Spring, 1911, Finished| Spring, 1904: Very large kaisers can, of course, also cast very tiny shadows. | |
| Autumn, 1904: This entire game, it feels like people have been playing ring around the rosie. The Warsaw-Berlin thing, the revolving door through Serbia are just from this season. | |
| Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. | |
| Autumn, 1904: Hello, new England. | |
| Autumn, 1904: Wow. This game contains the most intricate press I have ever seen. Please give me a little bit to get through it all! I promise to try to keep up the level of elegance. | |
| Autumn, 1904: Benvenuto! Please come back to us when you’ve deciphered the game. I sure haven’t. | |
| Autumn, 1904: Welcome, England! Please send some tea. | |
| Spring, 1905: Austria, I swear, I keep trying to go to your party in Vienna. I just keep getting lost! Just last week, a friendly Russian army promised to take us there, but then they got possessed and blocked the gates of Vienna and forced us back to Triste! Good thing it was a friendly Russian army or I just might have had to declare war ;) |
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| Spring, 1905: Well, I wouldn't be too concerned about not finding Vienna anymore, as the party ended several years ago. In fact, the entire city has fallen into anarchy because of the Russian occupation. My former citizens are eating rats and dead bodies to stay alive. | |
| Spring, 1905: Ah... Do not worry! Italy is home to Christopher Columbus, who revealed the truth of the world to us: the earth is shaped like a pear, with a nipple on top! Surely with such strong navigational skills in our blood, it is only a matter of time until we find Vienna! |
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| Spring, 1905: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. | |
| Spring, 1905: Oh ffs... | |
| Spring, 1905: Im French and I'm france | |
| Spring, 1905: I'm New France | |
| Spring, 1905: Nice | |
| Spring, 1905: Us vs Russia | |
| Spring, 1905: Or maybe not? | |
| Spring, 1905: Welcome to the game! :) Time to Play: Can You Figure Out What the Hell is Going On? |
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| Spring, 1905: And with that, all 3 of the Western Powers have now had a change in leadership since the war began | |
| Spring, 1905: I wonder who's next....*ominously gleaning towards Italy* | |
| Spring, 1905: I mean, you are literally in a Western country’s center, so if this spreads further, it makes more sense for you to first | |
| Spring, 1905: So presuming this ailment spins counterclockwise, since it was in order Germany,England, France.....It is far more sensible that you will catch it first and me last... | |
| Spring, 1905: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. | |
| Spring, 1905: Ha! Knew it! | |
| Spring, 1905: YAF, Yet Another France. Be assured, I have yet to miss any turn and it's not likely to start here. I'll do my best to honor deals, if any. | |
| Spring, 1905: Welcome! | |
| Spring, 1905: Oh Boy! One more France and we get our fifth one free! :’D | |
| Spring, 1905: Must be something in the water. | |
| Spring, 1906: Russia sent me a nice message this morning “You have absolutely no idea how much i hate you...” | |
| Spring, 1906: Well it is an honest truth.... | |
| Autumn, 1906: Don't worry Germany, even if all of Europe hates you, I still love you <3 | |
| Autumn, 1906: I thought I had a friend in New France, but it seems he is ready for me to depart this cruel world. As long as Russia doesn’t solo, I’m a happy guy. | |
| Spring, 1907: Gods speed to all but Russia. Hopefully Russia will meet his maker soon. | |
| Spring, 1907: Haha, what the hell did Russia do to you? You've been a pleasant player to anyone but them. Did he murder your parents or something? | |
| Spring, 1907: It was a pleasure to see you go Jerry....hope to never meet again, cheers! | |
| Autumn, 1907: I hereby formally renounce my claim to the Italian throne, and offer the position of King of Italy to the King of France. | |
| Spring, 1910: I have already ordered my tombstone: “The SOB Deserved Everything He Got” | |
| Spring, 1910: Wow, how did you end up in this position, Italy? Not that I'm complaining or anything. | |
| Spring, 1910: I declared war on the two biggest powers at the same time and, incredibly, it didn’t work out for me | |
| Spring, 1910: Oh, that's a huge surprise; a war on two fronts with no ally? Man, it's a wonder how France is in Naples now. | |
| Spring, 1910: Yeah I made an agreement with a third party to “hit both our neighbors swiftly and decisively”... turns out I had different definitions of those terms. I’m not bitter about it. They secured their place in a draw, and they had no way of knowing that I was crazy enough to actually go through with it. Kudos to everyone in this match, I clearly have a lot to learn. A certain someone owes me an apology when they see my rank, though. They know who I’m talking about |
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| Spring, 1910: Haha, I wonder how things would've turned out if that mysterious third party had honoured that deal... I don't like that you're not bitter; that means you have not experienced the pain that I've experienced. Please go consume a bitter substance and then come back. |
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| Spring, 1910: Ah, would you prefer this? SCREW FRANCE! SCREW RUSSIA! SCREW ENGLAND! SCREW TURKEY! SCREW EVERYONE! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL DEAD TO MEEEEEEE |
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| Spring, 1910: Haha, that's more like it. Everyone's to blame except for yourself...and except for me, I didn't do shit to you. | |
| So boys and girls, are we done here? | |
| Aye. | |
| GG folks! | |
| Alright, I do owe Italy the apology I promised them for accusing them of being a scheming mastermind trying to get me to run myself into a brick wall for their own solo potential. That accusation may have been made while exceptionally frustrated at work but will still live up to my end of the bargain here... | |
| England, your conduct was more than disappointing. How dare you suggest I possess more than 2 brain cells. In all seriousness, everyone here seemed like very competent players. A couple of you have already reached out to help me improve my gameplay, and I really appreciate it. I would really appreciate if you guys would message me about how you thought I played. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings; I want to get better, and I feel like literally everyone played better than me so I thank you guys for taking the time to do so. |
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| *Cries in Austrian* |
| France |
Hithlum
(135
)
Drawn. Bet: 0
, won: 9 11 supply-centers, 11 units | ||
| Russia |
Clandestino
(141
)
Drawn. Bet: 5
, won: 9 11 supply-centers, 11 units | ||
| England |
Aristocrat
(405
)
Drawn. Bet: 0
, won: 9 9 supply-centers, 9 units | ||
| Turkey |
montalvo
(90
 )
Drawn. Bet: 5
, won: 9 3 supply-centers, 3 units | ||
| Italy |
Ahab
(102
)
Defeated. Bet: 5
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| Germany |
Defeated. Bet: 0
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| Austria |
335750162
(156
)
Defeated. Bet: 5
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| jackbell3010 (213 ) | England (Autumn, 1904) with 6 centres. |
| LKJ12 (100 ) | France (Spring, 1905) with 7 centres. |
| HarryT (100 ) | Germany (Spring, 1901) with 3 centres. |
| Nestor Makhno (90 ) | France (Spring, 1905) with 7 centres. |