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Finished: 05 AM Sat 20 Jun 20 UTC
Private The Lockdown Allstar Game
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1912, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn

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04 May 20 UTC Spring, 1901: Alright guys, two things: check out this for opening strategy http://www.diplomacy-archive.com/resources/strategy.htm and no alliances based on friendships... make alliances based only in game press and how we move our armies around. Have a good game!
04 May 20 UTC Spring, 1901: I will now be speaking only as England and with England's self-preservation in mind.
08 May 20 UTC Spring, 1902: Tensions between England and France have increased after it was discovered that around 40% of the prime beef being imported to British supermarkets is actually reconstituted horse flesh and several homeless men's penises. The English government have sent a small team of concerned charity workers to Paris to look for the down and dickless.
08 May 20 UTC Spring, 1902: tl;dr: France would have England eat a bag of dicks. England concerned.
08 May 20 UTC Spring, 1902: Germany is very interested in the efficiency of homeless men's dicks as food and economies of scale. Thank you for the information.
08 May 20 UTC Spring, 1902: Update, in 50 years George Orwell will publish Down and Dickless in Paris, written after Orwell himself spends over a year without a dick and homeless with the involuntary-transgender Parisian community. In one special moment Orwell rides bareback through the Parisian alleyways at dusk with his no-cock buddies on large dogs, dogs big enough to carry small men, but not comfortably, they don't enjoy it and it is definitely animal cruelty. Its French so it somehow seems romantic.
08 May 20 UTC Spring, 1902: French industry standards maintain a 5% penis-in-canned meat limit or less. We save best bits to eat fresh. Nothing like some fresh braised pecker on a brioche roll. You are all invited over to our embassy for something delicious to fill your bellies!
09 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: There are reports of sheep in the Tyrolean hills being daubed with Swastikas by French peasants eager for love.
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: The English representatives at the UN are going into semi-retirement and plan to focus half-halfheartedly on maintaining good relations with Iceland and some other countries not on the map and of no importance.
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Unless my colourblind eyes mistake me, Iceland is already pink, that means under the British yoke. If this is to persuade us to follow suit it fells in deaf ears, at least in the Eternal City.
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: The French envoy would like to paint more sections of the map such a delightful shade of blue. Tis a shame that the waterways do not also change color, although who would want to burn their eyes with so much English pink?
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Germany here, just want to let you all know that our Lebensraum has been filled and we just wish peace and prosperity for all nations. 1903 looks like it will be a great year, can't wait for this league of peaceful nations to continue on for years to come
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: 1903 the new 1939 except Franz Ferdinand is alive and Hitler hasn't even thought about going to art school yet.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: ***Admin message*** Guys we may need to pause the game to let Austria submit. Hit Pause if you see this.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: ***Admin message*** If orders are missed I suggest we start a new game with a 2 day turn phase. More time is probably needed I think.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: ***Admin message*** Oh good. This ^ happened automatically. No need to pause just now.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Sorry about that guys. Thrown by the timing change and tough to get on during the day.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Νο harm done. Enter orders so to move ahead.
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Νο harm done. Enter orders so to move ahead.

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