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22 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: Greetings world leaders, The Ottoman Empire sends greetings to the people of Europe! I send a special cheers to my British kin. O! how my heart longs for my homeland, O! to once again cast my gaze upon those dewy grounds O! It was a great blessing to count so many of you as guests at my marriage to Princess Servetzesa. We have settled in well to our new palace grounds. My sincerest apologies regarding the delay of the notes of gratitude—they will be penned forthright. All formal letters, dispatches, notes of affection, and shitposts may be addressed to [email protected] With peace to all, Gerald, Prince Consort, Ottoman Empire
22 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: Blessings dear leaders, The warm shores of the Tiber churn beautifully this time of year. My cheeks grow plump as Bocconcini as I sit here with my lovelies and watch the spring sprout and pass. I eagerly await word from you all, lovely neighbors. [email protected] 604-512-4557 Yours, Pope Frankie
22 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: World Leaders! Damn this cursed fog. Spring blooms slowly in London. But the festivities in Istanbul were a most wonderful reprieve from England's dreary winter. I am all too glad that I could introduce Gerald, to the brilliant Princess Servetzesa. Bringing peoples together continued a long English tradition we are proud of. The English government is here to help all in their time of need. Dispatches to [email protected] or 319.461.2969 Warm Tidings, Sir Edmund Baltazar Capell Lord Chancellor of Her Majesty's Foreign Service,
22 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: Greetings consulates! It is with great fondness that I recall the events in Istanbul. Please share my warm wishes with the newly-wed, dear Princess Servetzesa. As you have all likely heard, I have recently been promoted! In my new role, I will handle all direct correspondence on behalf of our dear leader, Jozef Pilsudski. Please direct all official dispatches to [email protected]. With excellence, Piotr Zygmunt Lord Viceroy of the Imperial Public Library
22 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: Mad Tsar sends warm Russian greetings. Applications for Vodka shipments can be forwarded to [email protected]
23 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: Ukrainian Cossacks to the collected nobles and dignitaries of Europe, the Near East, etc.! O counselors, devils and damned devil's kith and kin, secretaries to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knights are ye, that can not slay a hedgehog with your naked arses? The devil shits, and your armies eat. Ye shall not, ye sons of whores, make subjects of Ukrainian sons; we have no fear of your armies, by land and by sea we will battle with you, fuck your mothers. You Eastcheap scullions, Moulin Rouge wheelwrights, brewers of Bahnhof Zoo, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherds of BarTHelona, apes of Naples, Silesian thieves, catamites of Muscovy, hangmen of Constantinople, and fools of all the world and underworld, idiots before God, grandchildren of the Serpent, and the cricks in our dick. Pig's snouts, mare's arses, slaughterhouse curs, screw your own mothers! So the Ukrainians declare, you lowlives. You won't even be breading out Chicken Kiev. As always, we are open to entreaties and PMs: [email protected] Forever so, Joey_sucks
23 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1994: Speaking on behalf of the Ottoman Empire, Joey_sucks has demonstrated himself to be an obscene and vile manchild unfit for rule. Furthermore, we call for a censure of Joey_sucks by the mods. Speaking on behalf of myself, good sir, bite your tongue! Sincerely, Gerald Hoptiddles
27 Mar 20 UTC	Autumn, 1994: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
28 Mar 20 UTC	Autumn, 1994: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
28 Mar 20 UTC	Autumn, 1994: Chaos in Germany! On behalf of our good pope, who is currently unavailable for public duties, I call for leadership to be installed in Germany as soon as possible, by any means possible! Free Germany! Cardinal Breasola , Dean of the Sacred CollegeOn Behalf of Pope Frankie Sprezzatura, Holy Patriarch and Bishop of Rome
30 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1995: Committee Members of the UN Council on European Affairs, We regret to announce that we discovered the security of Turkish international relations had been compromised for a short period of time. Between August 1994 and May 1995, one or more foreign and/or domestic agents gained access to the mainframe of Turkish security communications. Many of you may have received communication from a person claiming a right to Ottoman Empire titles, using the name Gerald Hoptiddles. There is no person with clearance in the Turkish government known as Gerald Hoptiddles, nor is there a person with that name who has a rightful claim to any Ottomanic titles, defunct or active. We understand that this news may be distressing. Trust that the Turkish government is doing everything in its power to rectify any harm caused by this disruption. We have tracked all known communications from the group. To ensure a clean and quick resumption of secure communication, please send us any and all communication you may have had between the Turkish government and other European governments postdated to September 1994. Sincerely, Emir "Fatty Knuckles" Arslan Assistant Emissary to the United Nations Subgroup on European Affairs
31 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1995: Breaking News From The Vatican: Pope Frankie is in critical condition in the Vatican hospital. Last morning, Cardinal Breasola was chosen as the interim leader of Italy while the court awaits the recovery of Pope Frankie "The Kindly" Sprezzatura. His illness is undisclosed. The Papal Conclave is prepared to meet for emergency election in concordance with the Apostolic Constitution of Pope John Paul II this Wednesday.
01 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1995: The Arab uprising is upon us. Down with the Imperialist overlords of the past. Power to the Islamic Republic. All correspondence meant for Northern Africa shall be sent to me. General Muamar Gaddafi.
03 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1995: You Egyptians are awfully sanctimonious for a country whose main industry--tourism--was built on the backs of slave labor. Moreover, you have been no strangers to conquest and subjugation of your less powerful neighbors in your thousands of years history. Indeed, do not Algerians, Libyans, Israelis, and Sudanese deserve freedom and not the oppressive yoke of foreign rule? Also, congratulations on your promotion former Colonel Gaddafi.
03 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1995: Meine Herrschaften, The civil war in Germany has been been put to a swift and righteous end and our government finds itself in such a position as to refocus its energies on external matters and foreign defence. Our silence at the global table is thereby ended! The mighty fist of the Rine shall fall hard and fast upon those who dare oppose it! Bernhard von Bülow State Secretary for Foreign Affairs
06 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1995: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
07 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1995: Is Germany out?
07 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1995: Ya, is German leaderless? Should we vote on whether to appoint a successor leader or just all holds for German units? Also, waiting two days for every phase is rough here.
08 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1995: Hey everyone, sorry to drop the ball. I started a new job like right as this game began and I've been training remotely and also covering someone else's position so it's been really crazy! I had anticipated an open schedule when this began so I really just can't commit the time! Please feel free to replace me. I have someone who could step in on my behalf but you could also definitely ask someone else! Thanks!!
10 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1996: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.