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31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: Can I get three cheers for the Ancient Med? As members of the ruling class, it's time to get our decadence on. I'm sending slave boys to everyone as a present.
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: Whoo! Make mine a Cyrenian! Shall we be allies then? From our little corner of the world we could play juggernaut.
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: We should talk local territories too. Obviously, you should get Tyre. You'll need the purple for marking your territories on maps. I'll take Petra. Would you like Jerusalem or Cyprus?
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: Obviously, I'll get WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT. STAY OFF MY LAWN, SPHINX-FUCKER.
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: Wait, is life-long hetero-lifemate status not the usual response to the offer of a young boy butt slave?
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: I get very territorial about Jerusalem. Where else am I supposed to get decent pastrami?
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: Could the next person who sees him let Willing know that he needs to get his orders in? lol
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: The Great Caesar has been notified.
31 Mar 10 UTC	Spring, 1: He appears to be drunk on wine again.
03 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 2: Dirty foursome in leptis whose in?
03 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 2: I'll bring the olive oil.
04 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 2: I'm sensing a 300 style final stand approaching...
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: Halp plz?
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: I can haz asia minor?
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: sry, no can haz.
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: CEILING PERSIA IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: Great Caesar approves.
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: Great Caesar has always been an exhibitionist. Given all the time that he spends on his webcam, I'm surprised that he has time to conquer anything at all.
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: Darius the Great should get some Lazer War going for a upcoming thursday
05 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 3: Darius was a pussy. I am King Jerxes the Laser-born. Your plan has merit, Phoenician.