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Next: 14 hours, 21 minutes (04:55 PM UTC)
Feel The Chaos Around You
2 days /phase (slow)
Pot: 170 D - Autumn, 1901, Diplomacy
Classic - Chaos, Anonymous players, Unranked
Ankara, Belgium, Berlin, Brest, Budapest, Bulgaria, Constantinople, Denmark, Edinburgh, Greece, Holland, Kiel, Liverpool, London, Marseilles, Moscow, Munich, Naples, Norway, Paris, Portugal, Rome, Rumania, Serbia, Sevastopol, Smyrna, Spain, St-Petersburg, Sweden, Trieste, Tunis, Venice, Vienna, Warsaw
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [St-Petersburg]:Hi all, best of luck!
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Belgium]:Good luck Everyone!
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Munich]:Bon chance!
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Portugal]:Glhf
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Bulgaria]:Good luck!
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Vienna]:This should be interesting, good luck all!
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Here we go
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Marseilles]:Hello! The message boxes from all the countries are overlapping each other for me, haha - here's to hoping I don't click and respond to the wrong person accidentally.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:reset your browser,,,
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Budapest]:same here :/
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:Good luck!
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:I wish all nation's the best of luck. Except Sweden. I'm coming for you...
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Smyrna]:Yeah watch out Edinburgh
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:*Gulp*
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Sweden]:Edinburgh let’s be friends, at least as long before they come to get us.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Spain]:Good luck everybody - looking forward to getting this going.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:Ok, Sweden I'll try to help you hold them off for as long as I can...
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Constantinople]:We should all waive our builds.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:That would be genius...
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:It would... But it would also be terrible.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:The great thing is, if anyone can win, they get a lot of points for a low point input
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [St-Petersburg]:That would be true if it weren't unranked.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [St-Petersburg]:That would be true if it weren't unranked.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:9 way draw is the average I believe on VDip. That's just off the top of my head. Pretty difficult to solo...
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:I should expect so, and I was just talking about chaos in general.
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Tunis]:Best of luck guys!

If you all persuade me hard enough, I could actually build an army. Who knows?
~Sat 13 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:Hello all good luck
~Sun 14 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:Laurus de Pax ad Mundus
~Mon 15 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Brest]:34 boxes way too much, guys from Iberia, France and GB, lets play it as one player (at least early on) and push east, neighbours should communicate and do not bother each other, as we have only one direction, it should be easy to achieve progress before the rest would build alliance at that size and stop us.
~Mon 15 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Ankara]:I don't think that sort of strategy could be effective. After all, it's easy to work as a cohesive unit now, but you're all separate players, and will be seeking gains for your separate provinces. And if any one of the 8 nations involved in this or whatever other schemes are set up to counter it decide to stab, they will benefit from it, and gain SCs, so there's a constant benefit to stabbing that won't go away. Especially with countries like Portugal or Liverpool who have to travel far to get gains. Wouldn't it be better for everyone if we look out for ourselves specifically and one or two allies we pick out rather than grouping ourselves together and playing like regular Dip?
~Mon 15 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Tunis]:I echo Ankara's sentiments here. Although it is pretty common to see mega alliances with 4-5 players in press chaos games, even those alliances self destruct one or two years later. Brest's plan is way too optimistic. As a matter of fact, that one direction should be south or north, not east :p
~Mon 15 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Moscow]:Good luck to all! I know I am going to need it. :)
~Mon 15 Apr UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:let's not spend a full two days on this next move :/
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:Turkey is playing musical supply centers.
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:haha
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Spain]:With Bulgaria as conductor, how lovely.
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:haha
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:Greece and Sevastapol now get to have fun too, good luck Anatolia in the mess that is your area.
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Ankara]:you guys just don't get our level 100 strategy ;-;
~Wed 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Denmark]:I amazed we only get one retreat! If Constantinople clicks "ready" we can move on to Autumn two days early...
~Wed 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:mhmm
~Wed 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Trieste]:They're entitled to take as long as they like
~Wed 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:Of course, but we do also want to keep the game running smoothly, no?
~Wed 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Probably doing some master level negotiations
~Wed 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:My advice would be to retreat to evil rumania's SC
~Wed 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Somehow.....
~Wed 11 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:I deserve it. Rumanian's are naturally inclined to evil. We drink lots of Rum, and frequently suffer from mania...

However, I would say that my move was justified.
~Wed 11 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:But evil
~Wed 11 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:Nice word twist.
~Thu 01 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Clever word play ALMOST makes me stop wishing for your immediate or ultimate destruction... I hope to be able to serb it to you, with ice.
meh. Not as good as yours.
~Thu 01 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:lol
~Thu 01 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Moscow]:There is norway to save you! You will be kieled.
~Thu 01 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:You guys are having so much fun, I wish I could roam over to your part of the world. But it's too far.
~Thu 01 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:I'll just go now.
~Thu 01 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Look... that bovine has sat still so long he has green algae growing on him!
~Thu 11 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Nobody got my joke... Moss Cow... or maybe you did, and it wasn't funny...
~Thu 11 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:|
~Thu 11 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Vienna]:I'm sorry it just wasn't up to Par-is there any other joke you can make to redeem yourself?
~Thu 12 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Well.... let me try to 'spain myself. It was the brest I could do under the circumstances. I had fish for lunch, and Tuna-is not my favorite food.
~Thu 12 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:PLEASE STOP
~Thu 12 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [London]:Seems like Edinburgh does Ankara't all for country puns
~Thu 12 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Denmark]:I'm just here to vie in a chaotic game of diplomacy. If I live on, I aver I will destroy all you punsmiths.
~Thu 12 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Berlin]:Unless you Kiel over.
~Thu 01 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:Try and attack us! We'll swe den whether you can take us!
~Thu 04 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Warsaw]:Don't rome too far from your center, or someone will.
~Thu 07 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:Ok, Denmark wins. Everyone else; let's surrender.
~Thu 07 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:I'm willing tibet that your Tune is different when War sawnters iN yOuR WAY and ports your gulls so they are forced to land down, causing you to Rumaniate on your problems, saying " wouldn't it ve nice if once we had done our Brest our enemies would just Kiel over and stop being but a pest? "
~Thu 07 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Denmark]:Why, thank you. And to Rome - I doubt it will be easy to roll ya over; I'll have to try extra hard, because the difficulty will be constant in opulent company like this.
~Thu 08 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:First you gotta get the holl, and den Mark it. Ed in burger king told me that that's how the make and keep track of the burgers after they live in der pool, and get cooked in all the grease.
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:Where do you get those words from? The average English speaker doesn't know that kind of stuff.
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Warsaw]:"Ed in burger king"...
I can't comprehend. This is beyond the human mind.
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:I figured I'd of the hookshots was getting Edinburgh in there, since they have made themselves the adjudicator of this pun war, so I wanted them to have some buy-in.
Ed in Burg / er king tied the statement together and have Edinburgh a moment when n the spotlight.
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:And I'm not sure what you mean by the average English speaker doesn't know that kind of stuff. I think (besides the typos like "how the make" instead of "how they make) that I actually used pretty simple words in this one.
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:Hey, I was doing this before it was cool. It stopped being cool awhile ago...
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:Yeah, I'm done now. But this probably became my favorite Diplomacy game.
~Thu 09 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rumania]:Happened the last time I played too. Coincidence?
~Thu 10 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Me too
~Thu 10 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Edinburgh]:I'm talking about the words Denmark used to somehow fit in Constantinople.
~Thu 10 PM UTC Spring, 1901: [Rome]:That makes more sense. And what kind of games am I missing out on?
~Fri 12 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Serbia]:Apparently, Rome... you have missed out on games in which we are PUNished...
~Fri 02 AM UTC Spring, 1901: [Venice]:Oh goodness what has this become
Anon Ankara
(Anonymous)
Bet: 5 D, worth: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Belgium
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Berlin
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Brest
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Budapest
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Bulgaria
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Constantinople
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Denmark
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Edinburgh
(Anonymous)
Bet: 5 D, worth: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Greece
(Anonymous)
Bet: 5 D, worth: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Holland
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Kiel
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Liverpool
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon London
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Marseilles
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Moscow
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Munich
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Naples
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Norway
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Paris
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Portugal
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Rome
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Rumania
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Serbia
(Anonymous)
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Anon Sevastopol
(Anonymous)
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Anon Smyrna
(Anonymous)
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Anon Spain
(Anonymous)
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Anon St-Petersburg
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Anon Sweden
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Anon Trieste
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Anon Tunis
(Anonymous)
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Anon Venice
(Anonymous)
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1 supply-centers, 1 units
Anon Vienna
(Anonymous)
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Anon Warsaw
(Anonymous)
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