04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: GL all! Happy to ally with anybody! |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: My name is Florida and I demand people buy more oranges. Buy more oranges and I won’t have diplomatic qualms with any of you. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Florida, I'll ship down the best oranges I have |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: What's the import charges, Florida? We're seriously considering importing large quantities. ;) |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Quebec, would you be interested in a trade relation? We have more than enough crude oil from our Alaskan oil wells, but our maple syrup stock has almost depleted! |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: I represent Cali. We have no oranges or maple syrup to sell. (wink wink) |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Quebec, our import charges are as follows. All of your elderly and twelve of your colorful Canadian funbucks that can be redeemed at Timmy Hortons. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Like hell you represent Cali |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: I'm coming for you preu |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: peru |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: It needs to be noted that I am not seeking a grand global orange market where all stand as equals in an egalitarian trade system. Florida is the king of oranges and I will seek to preserve that. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Sorry California. I represent Cali, Columbia. I forgot that California is also called Cali sometimes! To get to me, you're going to have to come through Mexico. Are you really declaring war on Mexico? |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Cuba, here is a quick test to see if we can be friends. What percentage of American oranges are grown in Florida, and is there any possible fruit that could be a better state fruit than the noble orange. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: did someone say... Texas Red Grapefruit? The official fruit of the might Texas |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: California, im sure you'd like to get on that? Mexico? anyone? |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Didn't quite catch all that, Florida, but I did hear something about Tim Hortons!! (BTW, thou shalt not take Tim Horton's name in vain) #WithTimAllTheWay #DownWithDDs. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Oooooh. Can't get enough crude oil, BC. ;) I'd be happy to send some maple syrup your way too. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: As your answer included a citrus, it is acceptable for now Texas. And Quebec, I do not intend to take your beloved chain in vain. I have heard good things from your vacationing octogenarians and merely wish an exchange. Your harsh winters are sure to devastate the elderly, but my luxurious orange plantations are the perfect locale for them to work out their twilight years. The deal is simple. Old people and twelve of your plastic dollars for an unspecified trove of oranges. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: All this talk of food is great, but you're all forgetting the best kind - pizza. You know who makes the best? Yours truly. |
04 Feb 19 UTC | Spring, 1999: Now who wants to dominate the world with me |