Spring, 1902: It's time for English news | |
Spring, 1902: Everything is completely fine, there is no war and even if there was it would be a great time for everyone. You should join the army for a laugh | |
Spring, 1902: Do not believe the English propaganda and lies says all wise Kaiser! | |
Spring, 1902: Join the army and get Greek girls and a holiday in the sun! You will be back for Christmas! | |
Spring, 1902: Tyrannical Turks break non agression pact and attack Austro-Hungarian protectorate Bulgaria! | |
Spring, 1902: Cowardly Turks then try to show their belly. | |
Spring, 1902: Everyone be readied up by 8 so we can put the deadline back to what it was | |
Spring, 1902: You're not readied up ya dongus | |
Spring, 1902: I said by 8, it's not 8 yet | |
Autumn, 1902: This just in! | |
Autumn, 1902: England is dead! | |
Autumn, 1902: y'all got clapped | |
Autumn, 1902: Poor Turkey. Getting diddled in the corner | |
Autumn, 1902: :) | |
Autumn, 1902: FeelsBadMan I was out all day and didn't get to put orders in | |
Spring, 1903: In actual news of 1903: • First trans atlantic radio communication established between America and the UK • First "Tour de France" announced • Niagara falls runs dry due to drought • The UK gain 500,000 square miles in northern Nigeria after the fall of the Caliphate • French government dissolve many Catholic orders • Anti Jewish riots in Moldova (southwest Sevastopol) • Typhoid vaccine discovered • The King and Queen of Serbia are assasinated by the Black Hand • Pepsi Cola is founded |
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Spring, 1903: the drink was actually first sold in 1893 but not under the name Pepsi. it was originally called Brad's Drink after the creator Caleb Bradham, and renamed Pepsi-Cola in 1898 | |
Autumn, 1903: I miss Ross | |
Autumn, 1903: Same, he’s stuck in red dead redemption land | |
Spring, 1906: The governance of the poor German people and defence of their land has been lacking so in his infinite wisdom the Kaiser gas decided to protect the German people from English and French invasion. The Kaiser himself personally will take up the defense with assistance of his stalwart Russian allies. | |
Spring, 1906: Long live the Kaiser! | |
Autumn, 1907: The french cowards has abandoned his only friend | |
Autumn, 1907: We had an agreement that we could salvage each others corpses | |
Autumn, 1907: Can you guys hurry the heck up, how complicated is it to take like 6 spaces | |
Autumn, 1907: Thats a big meat wall | |
Autumn, 1908: 1908 was a sad time for Europe. After the fall of the Ottoman empire, the powers that benefitted from it's destruction joined forces with Italy. Soon the only democratic nations in Europe were obliterated. However, it was obvious that a peace between the three dictators would never last | |
Autumn, 1908: That reads like the narrator from Battlefield 1 after the multiplayer games | |
Autumn, 1908: Peace will last | |
Autumn, 1908: The Kaiser says so | |
Autumn, 1908: And the Kaiser knows all | |
Autumn, 1908: Thomas about to get vored up | |
Autumn, 1908: THREE HORNY SPANIARDS ANALLY DESTROY INNOCENT FRENCH GIRL | |
Autumn, 1908: ITALIANS* | |
Autumn, 1908: LOL | |
Autumn, 1909: Why is France still alive? | |
Autumn, 1909: Shit | |
Autumn, 1909: Take 2 | |
Spring, 1910: let that cheese eatin', wife beatin', retreatin', glory a-fleetin', depleting bastard die | |
Spring, 1910: depletin'* | |
Autumn, 1910: As the alliance of the three kings marched north and west, the German Kaiser fled for shelter in Denmark. Paris was surrounded by Italian forces and the French Republic ended. The last of the mighty British fleet was wrecked on the shores of Cornwall, and after one final seige in London, Europe descended into totalitarian oppression. | |
Autumn, 1910: jeez England is like a carcass to a piranha feeding frenzy | |
Autumn, 1910: Germany will remember that | |
Autumn, 1910: Germany is dead | |
It's not remembering anything | |
It's dead like telltale | |
But Russian betrayal had no end, after he protected the Kaiser, the Tsar would allow him no mercy. He was hanged in the streets on Copenhagen and tossed into the canals | |
The people will remember | |
gg | |
you guys have big gay | |
you guys have big gay |
Russia |
The_Senate
(100
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Drawn. Bet: 10
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Italy |
Ainttellin
(115
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Drawn. Bet: 10
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Austria |
StinkWilly
(100
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Drawn. Bet: 10
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Germany |
PeenLord
(134
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Defeated. Bet: 10
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England |
GamerStuart
(113
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Defeated. Bet: 10
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France |
Tomtombombom
(100
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Defeated. Bet: 10
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Turkey |
TheMtnDrew
(100
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Defeated. Bet: 10
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