30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Hello all, fine weather we are having in France, how about you? |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Hot as hell and I think I've sand in places you don't want it. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Come to Britain and enjoy the cold and rain my friends. English breakfasts all round. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Hello everyone, welcome to the new Good Germany. Not the Evil Germany, such days have passed. We are now the Good Germany, Friendly Germany. Have some sausage. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: This is President Mandek Wójcik of Poland. Enjoy the Witcher novels and our good vodka. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Black Sea still Black, all's good here. Warm greetings from Ukraine! |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Greetings. Did Gibraltar grow several times its size? Otherwise everything is looking good here in Spain. Our wine is better than France and our pork better than Ukraine. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: No need to compete with Ukrainian pork, Spain. Our pigs still have more taste than the average Russian. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Глупые капиталисты. Вскоре вы станете частью России. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Glad to see neighborhood is of greetings. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: This is once again President Mandek Wójcik checking in on the rest of Europe. It has been some months and I see we are all expanding. Play safe, good leaders of Europe. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: The Czechs are in the eye of the storm there. I wonder how long it will last before they fall to one of Europe's regimes. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Spain hereby munificently guarantees the independence of Czechia. Anyone who violates Czechia's independence will suffer the consequences from the most fearsome of all Mediterranean Armadas. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: What about a bit of Czechia? Just one tiny Sudetenland? |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Чешская Республика. ПИФ-паф |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: I'm sure they won't miss that part. |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Russia has a funny sense of humor by the way. Noone will be part of Russia, Russia will be part of everyone else, haha! Glory to Capitalism! |
30 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Россия не смешная. Россия - лучшая. У нас были выборы, и я выиграл. |
01 Jul 18 UTC | Autumn, 1995: Greetings comrades. I have of hired translator so I may speak diplomacy. We shall be good friends now, да? |
01 Jul 18 UTC | Autumn, 1995: No. Noone likes you, Russia. |