09 May 18 UTC |
Spring, 1994: https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2016/02/RTR7NPR/lead_large.jpg?1522797418 |
09 May 18 UTC |
Spring, 1994: what is up my # bufferonis |
10 May 18 UTC |
Spring, 1994: ngl I'm probably going to learn more about European geography in this single game than I have at any other point in my life. |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: Turkey! You can take Sev this turn, you should definitely do that. |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: Russia! You should recreate the Soviet Union. You should definitely do that. |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: turkey! why take sevastopol when you could support volga into Ireland |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: Spain! Why take Tunis when you could support hold Washington DC. |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: or you could take your mom |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: no u |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: ur moms gay |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: ur dad lesbian |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: ur parents homosexual |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: ur granny a tranny |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: wait two generations |
10 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: I understand you want to make sure your moves are good but you’re the only one holding this up Germany. |
11 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: Germany.. the betrayal stings. I thought we had something. I wasn’t even looking at other countries, And you just went and cheated on me with TWO others at the same time |
11 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: Sam, I really wanted to bond over this game too, it’s like going on a little date every 18 hours :( |
11 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: I'm sorry. I feel really bad now. Do you want to do a 1v1 to make up for it? |
11 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: Can I be a part of it? |
11 May 18 UTC |
Autumn, 1994: I don't think you understand how a 1v1 works. |