Finished: 12 PM Sun 22 Apr 18 UTC
Private L Diplomacy 2.0
1 day /phase
Pot: 100 D - Spring, 2012, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
05 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2001: I hold the western Mediterranean. This was known. It is my first line of defence against yourself. Clearly it has worked in thwarting your malicious attempts against my great nation.

You will pay for your insolence.
05 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2001: 'Whilsting' don't mind me oh powerful nations. Just refugees seeking shelter.
May the gods shine upon you
05 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2001: So what you're saying is that my own ships can't dock in my own ports at Barcelona. Sounds legit.
05 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2001: Dock it in Algeria and let me past you plum
06 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2001: Dock in Andalucia and from there, dock in Barcelona and then whatever the fuck you want.

I will move nowhere.

You are not in a position to give demands, you attacked my fleet, not the other way round. Stand down or else.
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: All good, i'll move it for you
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: Oh Germany loves this!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: Mother Russia is loving this too. Just sitting back with my bear and vodka, whilst Ukraine continues to turn the knife that is in the back of the motherland.
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: Ukraine is tired of War.
We have wasted our Diplomacy on deaf ears.
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: hahaha, tired of war now Ukraine. Not got mummy Russia's cock to suck on to make you feel safe.
May the Gods leave you to rot in the hell you have created for yourselves!
By the way your Diplomacy was god damn awful, so it fell on ears which did not want to hear your meaningless words
It has always been war you pathetic nation! I will personally see to your demise!

May the Gods leave you to rot in the hell you have created for yourselves!
By the way your Diplomacy was god damn awful, so it fell on ears which did not want to hear your meaningless words.
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: appears my informant is drunk, apologies for the repeated speech, he's had one too many drink
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: Germany loves war!

Please indulge us with more of it.
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: The fleet at Tyrrhenian Sea support hold to Western Mediterranean
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: *slow clap*
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: And you who attempts to move 2 units into the same space...
06 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2001: *slowest clap*
06 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2002: Is it hard to clap when you're holding each others hand?
09 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2002: Soon you will have no hands to clap with, my friend.
09 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Turkey is dead, with a cock up my arse and a knife in my back. Just like a Turkish prison
09 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Italy and Germany have attacked me and I’ve shown nothing but friendship to them!
09 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Egypt Denounces Germany
09 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Egypt Denounces Italy
09 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Germany smashes countries that stand in their way. Egypt is no match!
09 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Germany smashes countries that stand in their way. Egypt is no match!
10 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Germany is a tyrant sir and Egypt will not stand for it.
10 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: You're all Tyrants
10 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UKRAINE, SUCH PATHETIC DOGS. Mother Russia has no more cum, you sucked them dry and now you've gone into a corner to cry cause you dont have your mummy to protect you.
I hope these 'Tyrants' kill you slowly and torture you
Fuck you
10 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Turkey has a valid point here. Had Ukraine remained on friendly terms with me, the map would be a lot less German and Egyptian right now. :D
10 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2004: I don't think it would have, There wasn't enough alliances formed in the east unfortunately.
11 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2004: Are you all not afraid of Germany’s overwhelming size?!

The term ‘draw’ does not exist in this ones vocabulary.

Egypt seeks only peace.

War is so unhealthy!
11 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2005: I'm more worried about Britain's size.
11 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Im perfectly happy living out my days in yorkshire, the countryside is lovely
11 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2005: its like Germany have caused a WORLD WAR
11 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Egyptians in Siberia, now that's a first!

We need to send you back to your desert.
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: Will you just fuck off Germany :’) I just want to draw!
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Can we just end Spain and draw? I’ve had enough of this cat and mouse.
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Where’s the fun in that! It won’t be cat and mouse for long :)
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Why does no one ever draw in this fucking game...
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: bullies
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Fuckboys
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006:
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Let’s just hurry this up.
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Egypt just give in
12 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2006: Think i might just take 24 hours to destroy this fleet
12 Apr 18 UTC Spring, 2007: This is impossible. Why won’t you just draw and move on to the next game??? I can’t win against the largest civ and the third largest. I’ve put a draw vote, seeya
13 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2007: /quit
14 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2007: Draw? I don’t have 9 years of free time for this haha
16 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2007: Sorry man they were all just so open haha. I’m still waiting out for a draw like
16 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2007: They were open because I trusted you...
17 Apr 18 UTC Autumn, 2008: I really wish there was a quit button.

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Germany
seanburrows (155 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 33 D
31 supply-centers, 31 units
Italy
KopRiley (844 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 33 D
20 supply-centers, 20 units
France
mattlake (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 33 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
Britain
Goldeh (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Egypt
AshBlaymire (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Poland
snake1150 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
RiozziV1 (127 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Spain
Prickwhistle (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Pillow9009 (118 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Ukraine
ExiledRogue (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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