10 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 1999: Florida man arrested for giving people wedgies. |
13 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Florida Man bites off neighbor's ear because he wouldn't give him a cigarette. |
15 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2001: This just in: Texas blocks self from moving into West Texas. |
15 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2001: Florida Man accused of attacking girlfriend with a banana. |
15 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2001: After re-establishing order within the former highest seat of power across the American nation, Washington DC, Michael Bloomberg has appointed Cyndi Lauper as the 42nd president of the United States. She ran on a platform of girls and all the fun they want to have, along with how the boys are invited to the fun too. Presumably, those who deny the legitimacy of her candidacy are against girls and boys having fun. President Lauper has decided to forgo the traditional swearing in ceremony for a concert instead. All are welcome to attend. |
16 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2001: I pooped in Panama |
17 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 2002: Florida man claims his dog accidentally shot his sleeping girlfriend. |
21 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2003: This game is over |
24 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 2004: Your game is over |
24 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 2004: I wish. Then I wouldn’t have to wait 24 hours just to lose one territory per turn. New York has completely ruined this experience. |
24 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 2004: Florida declares the Heartland to be a dick. |
24 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 2004: k |
24 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2004: Florida: 1 Heartland: 0 |
24 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 2004: Alright. I’m done. |
01 Apr 18 UTC | Florida resigns. Supply centers are abandoned as the south falls into chaos. |
01 Apr 18 UTC | I would petition that after this year we declare a cease fire between all parties and end any on going hostilities. We can declare this game a draw between extant nations and move on with rebuilding. |
01 Apr 18 UTC | Just as I am so close to victory??? A Canadian trick! |
02 Apr 18 UTC | Peru wins |
03 Apr 18 UTC | All hail the Peru/Heartland alliance. Forever may they reign. |