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Finished: 03 PM Mon 02 Apr 18 UTC
Private The war of 2018
2 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Bucket (100 D)
15 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Hallo ihr alle, es besteht kein Grund zum Tod, lasst uns alle unter dem Banner der Freundschaft und des glorreichen Staates Österreich vereinen!
15 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Nein, das Banner soll deutsch sein
15 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Nein, das Banner soll deutsch sein
15 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Ah, je ne veux plus te parler, tu es un abreuvoir d'animaux à tête vide
essuie-glace! Ah pète dans ta direction générale! Votre mère était un hamster, et
ton père sentait les baies de sureau!
15 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Ok, I think we can all agree that France should die.
17 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: That is what Austria would say. Did Germany have to extort you to say that?
17 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Don't bring me into conflicts that I'm not a part of.
17 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: I speak only for myself.

If you would like to accuse me or any other nation of such ridiculous actions, England, you might want to consider funding a proper espionage agency so you do not make such a fool of yourself in the eyes of the world.

Unfounded accusations serve no purpose other than making yourself look childish.
18 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: As a concerned and prosperous nation among other concerned and prosperous nations, the sovereign nation of England sends salutations to the other powers of Europe, Russia excluded.

We are feeling great concern at the elevated posturing and unit count mustered by the Red (purple-ish) Menace, and beg that our fellow countries do not let this gathering of force go unchecked.

As previous purveyors of world wealth and power, our nation recognizes many of the warning signs the rest of the world failed to notice before we went "ham on your bitch asses," and feel Moscow may be planning to expand in a similar fashion. It is inevitable they will try to expand, and it is imperative we endeavor to stop them.
19 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Oh piss off you tiny pink speck.
19 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: I will not dignify that sort of fear-mongering slander with any sort of politeness. Yapping like a dog earns you the respect I would afford to one. If you are threatened by our prosperity and greatness, it is only because of your own insecurities, not due to any ill will on our part.
19 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Words of vitriol will be met with the fires of war.
19 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: It seems Russia's bark is bigger than its bite, especially considering they carelessly lost Warsaw to German forces last Spring. We Austrians sure are scared of the "most powerful nation" that can't reinforce their own borders. More than anything, this is just sad.

Cowardly. Weak. Pathetic. Russian...

Oh sorry, I was just listing some synonyms.
26 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1902: So, uh. Russia, you wanna move your armies?
10 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1904: How is everyone this fine Autumn? I am well.

Italy has made the mistake of invading my territory. I urge you all to watch what happens when you double cross the great Austrian Empire.

We had a previous agreement to remain at a cease fire. From now on, I urge all of Europe to watch Italy like a hawk because they have proven that they cannot remain loyal to amicable agreements between non-hostile nations.

For what is sacred besides that of loyalty on the terms of peace with innocent lives at stake?

Italy clearly does not care about such things.
10 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1904: No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who invaded who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.
11 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1904: What's with all of the Monty Python references in here?

My name is Admiral Franz Ferdinand, you invaded my homeland, prepare to die!
11 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1904: What's with all of the Monty Python references in here?

My name is Admiral Franz Ferdinand, you invaded my homeland, prepare to die!
12 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 1905: Bear witness! This is the day the Italians pay for invading our empire and killing our innocent civilians. My armies are justice and vengeance incarnate.

Take head of these actions, leaders of Europe.
16 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1905: What is dead my never die!
16 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1905: What is dead my never die!
16 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1905: may*
17 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1905: Also, you are like suuuuper dead. I took your land and all of your armies are dead. It doesn't matter if you can't die because you are already dust. you cannot die because you are nothing. I hope you are as proud of this nonexistence as you seem to be.

Fool.
17 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1905: Yes. I am. Thank you.

Also, Syria is my bitch.
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 1905: Until I set foot on it. same goes for Apulia.
30 Mar 18 UTC Let it be known that this war won, was won with allies. The great Germany and Austria will rule in partnership over all of Europe.
This great new Europe will be named Gertria!
31 Mar 18 UTC holy crap the game is over. leave it to me a mike to become allies by chance. this is patrick btw.

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Germany
Bucket (100 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Austria
Survived. Bet: 5 D
16 supply-centers, 15 units
France
Fuckshitup (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
0 supply-centers, 3 units
England
facePlant66 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Italy
ItsaDEADpiggy (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
Amelindinum (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Amelindinum (100 D)Russia (Spring, 1903) with 2 centres.
facePlant66 (100 D)England (Spring, 1907) with 1 centres.
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