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15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: Today the house of lords in England came together to discuss how we destroyed all our army's and only left our fleets. They also realised that Gibraltar is in a really bad spot and found out that the Irish went rogue and gone neutral, making the English have to bring them back into the commonwealth. All in all...our situation is as bad as the weather
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: further urgent news. Chaos erupted on the streets of London as there had been false claims of a tea shortage. Order was restored after officials were able to show the British people that there is still more tea available than anyone could ever consume.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: France, We have many problems to solve in a short amount of time and it would do us no good to come into conflict. I look to rule Africa first and foremost... and to dislodge this scone eating tea drinker. I propose a treaty along our mutual border with the following terms: 1) France shall not assault, nor assist others in an assault, on Barcelona and Navarra. 2) Spain shall not assault, nor assist others in an assault, on Auvergne and Bordeaux. 3) Spain shall not place military units in Navarra 4) France place military units in Auvergne. 5) This treaty shall last until 1998, at which point both parties shall review it for renewal. -King Juan Carlos I
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: In shocking news, Spain has executed it's diplomatic envoy to France.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: Germany presses 'F' - to pay respects.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: The winter is cold, but like the vodka in our veins, the Russian people do not freeze. Foreign invaders may not be so fortunate.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: Poland is offering perogies and sour cream to Germany & the Ukraine if they will stop touching them.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: In France, nothing is happening.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: In France, nothing is happening.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: In France, nothing is happening but they still film it and it inexplicably becomes a move genre. God damnit France.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: What many people don't know is, film noir is just french for "film about nothing."
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: Being stuck in an endless loop of nothing happening and the day not ending, all of north England has be flooded due to the rain that was supposed to stop next round. People do not know what this "round" thing means but they fear that soon all of England is becoming part of the ocean as the never ending rain will raise the sea level. They find solace in that Holland will go down before them though.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: Polish commuter bus near Gdańsk veered into a road-side tree. In the accident, 32 people died and 45 were injured.
15 Feb 18 UTC	Spring, 1994: The great nation of Spain is pleased to announce the ratification of the Treaty of Gibraltar between herself and the British Commonwealth. Spain hereby recognizes the British Commonwealth as the rightful rulers of Gibraltar. Furthermore, Gibraltar is under the protection of Spain. Any attack or aggression towards Gibraltar will be responded to as if an attack were made against Spain herself. King Juan Carlos I
15 Feb 18 UTC	Autumn, 1994: The Republic of France today issued a statement via the press: "We hereby recognize the sovereign nation of Iceland as an eternal ally, and insist that any invasion against Iceland will be treated as an invasion against France herself. Ireland is fine, though."
15 Feb 18 UTC	Autumn, 1994: Spring, 1994: After a pitiful attempted coup for the seat of office within the Soviet Union, the treacherous lech Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin has fled the country. Any nation that offers safe passage, shelter or aid to this fugitive will be considered complicit in his treachery and declared an enemy of the State. - Mihkail Gorbachev, Presidium of the Supreme Soviet
16 Feb 18 UTC	Autumn, 1994: Local elections were head in Poland. Aleksander Kwaśniewski has been elected Prezydent.
16 Feb 18 UTC	Autumn, 1994: The British Commonwealth noticed that the Egyptians have not done any movements so far and are wondering if they forgot that they actually have units
16 Feb 18 UTC	Autumn, 1994: France sends a crate of premium red wines to the Italian president in an effort to bribe them into submitting their orders.
16 Feb 18 UTC	Autumn, 1994: France sends a crate of premium baguettes to Russia in an effort to bribe them into submitting their orders. Unfortunately, France still uses the carrier pigeon, and the pigeons have eaten the baguettes.