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04 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 1: GREETINGS. I AM HANNIBAL OF CARTHAGE, ELEPHANT KING. DO NOT IMPEDE MY EXPANSION.
04 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 1: GREETINGS, I AM MOSES OF EGYPT. PLEASE DO NOT IMPEDE MY EXPANSION OF CHRISTIANITY.
04 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, Hannibal?
04 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 1: I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE? I'M GOING TO HAZARD A NO. A HARD PASS. AND I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT PASSES.
04 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 1: Would you be welcoming to learn more? I can give you a free sheet of papyrus with the cliff notes on Christianity. I also know you know a thing or two about cliffs :)
04 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 1: EGYPT. QUIT YOUR DAWDLING. ADVANCE OR DIE.
04 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 1: That is very unchrist like, I will assume you haven't accepted our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into your life.
04 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 1: I'D RATHER DIE. I'M NOT SURE WHO THAT IS OR WHY THEY WANT INTO MY LIFE. BUT I WOULD RATHER DIE.
04 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 1: Excuse me good sir, Hannibal of Carthage, Elephant King, Crosser of the Alps. I hope you are not planning on invading Rome. For if you do, I simply must cover hogs in pitch, set them ablaze, and scare your proud and noble beasts of burden. This 'tis my way, good sir
04 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 1: hey y'all it's jake gyllenhaal, Prince of Persia.
05 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 3: I, Marcus Aurelius, Emperor of the Roman Empire, must with a heavy heart declare war once again upon the Carthaginian masses. Their deviant sophistry has been exposed, and now the truth of their deception is clear. Alliances long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such false alliances, and to provide new guards for their future security. Let these truths be submitted for all the world to see why Rome must take to the war path
05 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 3: HANNIBAL HAS DONE NOTHING AGAINST THE TREATY. DON'T BE A BABY.
05 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 3: THE ROMAN GIANT SPREADS LIES TO JUSTIFY THEIR EXPANSION.
05 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 3: How dare you sir! Your sophistry has no place here We can all see who the liar is The Roman Empire is rightful and resolute in our convictions You are now properly fore-warned There shall be no surprise attack in the dead of night We declare our intentions justly We shall show no further mercy to those who deceive others for their own gain
07 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 4: get ready 4 my gambit
07 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 4: I am ready
08 Nov 17 UTC	Spring, 5: I don't know how to play this game at all but if I did my gambit would have been really cool ok guys
09 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 6: Let it be known that in an attempt to make a compact with Rome, Rome has proceeded with tactless treachery from the inception of their campaign. Do not trust them in the years to come, for they will only wage war and break treatise.
09 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 6: In-fact, it would appear that due to the Roman army becoming the largest in the world through such treachery, that it would be in the best interest of our remaining nations to join together to combat an enemy that if left unchecked will conquer you all.
10 Nov 17 UTC	Autumn, 6: Our compact was completed the moment Chersonesus was taken from Persia. All we ever agreed upon was my passage into Sarmatia to engage Persia