11 Sep 17 UTC | Spring, 1999: Hello my wonderful neighbors, Prepare to either give in to the sheer power of Cuba or join us. Remember, we have nukes. Or... We did. |
11 Sep 17 UTC | Spring, 1999: Botox surfer dude! I'm Cali! Botox surfer dude! Waves up broskydoodle came to town riding on a pony...anyways botox surfer dude! |
11 Sep 17 UTC | Spring, 1999: Bonjour It is I the poutine god my defeat will be swift and devastating au revoir |
13 Sep 17 UTC | Autumn, 1999: Bada bing bada boom, I'm conquerin here. |
13 Sep 17 UTC | Autumn, 1999: Also, who, may I ask, is Goragon? |
13 Sep 17 UTC | Autumn, 1999: Hola amigos, estamos Mexico |
13 Sep 17 UTC | Autumn, 1999: How does it go, We are the 'other russia' regime and we don't come in peace, also screw you heartland |
17 Oct 17 UTC | I'm resigning from this game, go ahead and fight over my territory I'm bored |