24 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: At the risk of seeming too formal, I'd like to announce my claims: I claim Monaco and Belgium if they go uncontested. |
24 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: I claim Monaco and Belgium regardless of any opposition |
24 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: Monaco and Switzerland are mine. Belgium can be yours. I won't tolerate this kind of nonsense. |
25 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: Itly Claim the traditional reindeer hunting grounds of our people located in lapland... and Iceland so we can watch GOT filming... |
25 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: GOT is real not a film ! |
25 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: Yes its a reality TV show... |
25 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: Just like star wars then ... perfect . |
25 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: I love Star Wars ..." Beam me up Scotty " . ( ohhk I seem to have attracted the hatred of the force and trekkies at the same time) "Live long and may the force help you prosper" |
25 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1994: In world news...... Egyptians have trouble mastering the new time piece invention.. Turkey and UKR are negotiating heavily and not come to a green tick solution.. |
26 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: World News. Bristish fleets seen moving into Nth Sea and Eng Channel. Belgums brush up on their english langauge skills. Morroccos look anxiusly as britsh coloney ships approach harbours. Germany invades Hol ( again ) .. german fleet seen of danish and scanadnavian coats. Ski resorts in SWI come under owneship dispute.. |
26 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Spainish armada in western med. Gibralta falls and Renaldo recruited to Spainish international soccer team.. |
26 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Italians flee to Austria form plague in Milan.. Italian fleet seen of african coast. Croatia welcome the pizza delivery .. |
26 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Russian drop in on reindeers and are rejected by Beilo in favour of Polish Political beliefs. Russian fleet enters Geo. Turkish and UKr troops make huge advances in Balkans. and egypt stayed at home to play with its pyramids.. |
26 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Italy, your annoying. We can all see the map just as well as you and come up with our own funny quips. |
26 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: That's rude ! |
27 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: 'sup? somehow my people didn't realize there's war going on until now |
27 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1994: @ UKR...if you have quips on your lips show us your quicked witted tips ...share jokes with the folks or keep your slick lips zipped .. |
01 Jun 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: World News. UKR face imminent doom. Mr Putin put the bootin. French dont like their PIE..and blow up factory .. Poland and Germany attempt to swap locations. Spainish build Armada. Italy and Turkey debate pyramid scheme. England are considering implications of brexit.but really like their waffles. |
01 Jun 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: The world would also like to thank current Egypt for stepping in and attempting to balance early NMRs. |
02 Jun 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: British Rail running a bit late.. |