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- Spring, 2004, Finished| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: BBC breaking news: Europe breaks into global conflict! A 4th rice had begun in Germany! Poland has pushed it's boundaries with blitzkrieg and ukraine and Russia have declared war on each other England has turned imperialist again and is creating colonies in africa. |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: 4th rice in full swing is welcomed by wheat intolerant troops. The British Celiac Association hails it as "the biggest culinary development in warfare since Napleon's grande armee". |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: In other news, Napleon dismisses his reputation as Lion of Naps as "fake news" and promises a "fantastic" war, with "lot's of love". |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: BBC news report: we misspoke and meant riech no offense intended to our German viewers |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: The enlightened Egyptians can only scoffle at the foolishness of Albion. Grave, Western errors such as these do not occur in glorious Arabia. Coming up; "How women driving causes Ebola." |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: that title man xD |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: Tragedies like these do not occur in the wonderful kingdom of Spain, as our knowledge of medicine and healthcare excels far beyond that what you call outstanding. More recent news: 25 people injured fatally as goat wanders into supermarket after closing time. |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: isis strikes again and kidnaps said goat from prison |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: Goat admits that it was radicalised during a 3-month summer camp in Benidorm. |
| 08 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1995: Dang isis goats |
| 09 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1995: In other news, the 24th Russian Goat Chess tournament finished yesterday amid widespread allegations of corruption and game-fixing. |
| 11 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1995: ~07:44 PM (To: You, from Britain) - Really I think Germany will be better with you dead |
| 11 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1995: I am sure Britain would like to have no opponents. |
| 11 May 17 UTC | Autumn, 1995: Every country has opponents my friend. But when you post conversations in the chat you make allies feel uneasy about telling you things that might offend you because you take this game so seriously |
| 12 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: :P |
| 13 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: Missed a turn :( |
| 13 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: you wishing for my death is not exactly worthy of britain |
| 13 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: It's ok russia, I have your back |
| 13 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1996: Yes but Germany what if Russia doesn't have yours |
| 16 May 17 UTC | Spring, 1997: FREE SCOTLAND (under german supervision) |