Finished: 08 AM Fri 05 May 17 UTC
Private Trumping All Over The World
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Pot: 170 D - Autumn, 2021, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Draw-Size Scoring
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08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Argentina]:No compromise on the main purpose; no peace till victory; no pact with unrepentant wrong -- that is the Declaration of February 8th, 2017.
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [USA]:The Argies are feeling fiesty, clearly!
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Russia]:General Winter stands ready to destroy the capitalist pigs.
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Oz]:We're having a barbie on Bondi beach this evening if your interesting world? As much goon as you can handle, aiming to get you all 4 shots the wrong side of shitting yourselves.

No asylum seekers.

Cheers,
Malcolm Turnbull
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Frozen-Antarctica]:The Frozen king presents the daily exam question fail!

08 Feb
Q: Explain the word "Wholesaler"
A: Someone who sells you whole items, e.g. a whole cake.
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [USA]:I'm just miffed there aren't any Mexicans to build my wall
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [China]:Hands Too Small. Can't Build Wall
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Oz]:Says the man who built the biggest wall ever...
08 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [USA]:That's it, I'm nuking China for not pulling their weight. *presses fake button because no one is dumb enough to give him a real one*
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Frozen-Antarctica]:9 Feb
Q: What happens during puberty to a boy?
A: He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [USA]:True for some at least! Thankfully not very many...

"Adultery" xD
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Ghana]:Hello my great Friends of the world,

I am a Ghanaian Prince and due to my extreme and inappropriate embezzlement of funds I have several billion us$ sat in an account

But alas woe is me as I cannot access such funds without them first passing through a commoners account, I will give you all 10% of my ill gotton gains if you please muchly send me your bank account details, mothers maiden name, address and times you are most likely not at home.

Waiting hurridly for your gracious answer

Prince Kinnaaa III (not a scammer)
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Russia]:In Soviet Russia, Ghanaian princes actually pay you.
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [USA]:See, this is what happens when you let an African American run the United States. But rest assured, our money will be retrieved!

*makes plans to invade Ghana looking for non-existent stolen billions*
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Russia]:*feeds American infighting with vast quantities of misinformation and propaganda disguised as viral news stories*
09 Feb 17 UTC Spring, 2000: [Ghana]:Also if you could sail past we have an amazing live action "Pirate" show going on right now
09 Feb 17 UTC Autumn, 2000: [China]:Advice from wise Chinese proverb.
"Confucius say, occupied states do not become one with your nation unless held during Autumn times"
09 Feb 17 UTC Autumn, 2000: [Russia]:Ancient Russian saying "This would have been useful to know earlier."
09 Feb 17 UTC Autumn, 2000: [Russia]:Ancient Russian saying "This would have been useful to know earlier."
10 Feb 17 UTC Autumn, 2000: [China]:Confucius say "This is readily available in the written instructions had you been so wise as to read them all"
As it's Spring, there is no issue with this.
China has done the whole world a big favour. China expects big favour in return

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