21 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Howdy everyone and good luck. |
21 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Glhf |
22 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Glhf |
22 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Glhf |
22 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Glhf |
22 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Gl |
22 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: that's about as low-drama a first turn as is possible on this map |
22 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: textbook. |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: Awfully friendly there at Leptis. Just be careful, Egypt - heard that Carthage was making fun of the way you all walk. And they said that an elephant could totally stomp a crocodile. You can't put up with that, can you? |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: Well to be fair, an elephant could literally stomp a crocodile, he's right in that regard. |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: And what's with their weird ass writing system? Egypt has to go. |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: OY you leave my heiroglypics out of this or I'll bash ye fookin ead in. |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 2: Caesar - can we leave Epirus, Sarmatia and Illyria DMZs? Xerxes (?) - can we leave Armenia, Bithynia, Galatia and Isauria DMZs? Pericles just wants to sit here, practice democracy and eat some delicious seasoned french fries (the ancient Greeks were the first to invent Greek food trucks). |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 2: Uh oh Carthage - Egypt has clearly made a pact with the Brits... and picked up their delightful dialect to boot ;) |
23 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 2: sure fam |
24 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: So much for Greek Persian peace. |
24 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: http://www.theater-masks.com/i/masks/tragedy-mask-wearable_small.jpg |
24 Dec 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Couldn't let the game get too boring now, eh? |
26 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 3: Friend, Roman - can we reduce the forces in that part of Europe (it's an awful powderkeg)? I'm going to need to cover my SCs this turn to protect against a rash stab, but you look like you'll have your hands full, and I tend to overreact when people hit me from behind. Please don't. |
26 Dec 16 UTC | Spring, 3: Say goodbye to Athens. |