05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: Better fire us those anti depressants cause I'm about to fucking hang myself |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: Dude same |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: "I could've been a contender, instead a got a one way ticket to palooka-vil" -me upon seeing I am russia |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: Please help -me when I see I'm ukrain |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: Europe: hi Spain what are you doing here Spain: I going to conqer all of Europe Rest of Europe: haha ok pal |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: I hope Gibraltar fucks you in the ass |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: Conquer* |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Spring, 1994: Turkey literally will FUCK us all because Pat exists yet he keeps us in suspense by not moving |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Can I just abdicate now or...? |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Rip the biolerussian dream |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: "Okay I'll stop playing and do some study, just one more refresh" >5 new messages >new turn >new Diplomacy memes to make >new people to yell at for fucking over your masterplan |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: I hope you never get biolerussia Xavier you meta gaming fuck |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Ethan you legitimately were in control of two accounts last game you slag heap. So you don't get to accuse others of meta gaming |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: >be me, Spain >get bullied by Russia for not having Gibraltar >turn progresses >Russian master plan foiled by the avengers >mission report 1994 December 16 >feels civil war man |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Literally everyone has made their turn but seamus. Fellas settle in for a long game |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Grrr |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: >be me, Russia >Spain bullies me for being stopped by Poland >feels like 1939 man >next turn >legit supply points for dayz >even snag Bielorussia >smug.exe |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Only one with 0 builds |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: Angery reacts |
05 Nov 16 UTC | Autumn, 1994: >:( |