15 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Near-East]:ALLAH AKBAR, INFIDELS |
15 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [India]:I am Ghandi, prophet of peace and love. Lets all hold hands and sing koombai ya |
15 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Near-East]:Oh so that little military buildup you have is purely for defence and you're not about to swarm over the border into Pakistan and Bangladesh? (BTW we're all ending up on NSA watch lists) |
15 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Argentina]:Apparently the game found it funny to send Kent to China :p |
16 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [India]:Simply spreading the word of peace, with tanks. Have you been to pakistan? The roads are unsafe! |
16 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Kenya]:While you're sipping on your coffee (probably the second for the day right now), don't forget the valuable contribution Kenya's people give to the world and the terrible toll that unrest in the region may cause. |
17 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Kenya]:Thank you for subscribing to Kenya Facts! Today's fact: Kenya is officially known as the Republic of Kenya. To unsubscribe please reply KOUT |
17 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Pacific-Russia]:KOUT |
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17 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Oz]:Those Kenyans are looking mighty aggressive |
18 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Kenya]:Today's Kenya fact: Hydroelectricity is the largest contributor to Kenya's electricity supply. |
18 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2001: [Near-East]:What the shit are you crazy Africans doing |
18 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2001: [Oz]:I feel there should be props here to Libya for keeping the Ngr area. |
19 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2001: [Kenya]:Today's Australia Fact: Between 1996 and 2000 Australia put into service 3 Collins Class submarines to further its naval fleet. Last year, in 1999, version 2.0 of the Rockwell combat system was rolled out to the existing submarine fleet, significantly upgrading its offensive capabilities. Under the cover of anonymity, military sources have provided classified documents confirming Australia's plans to further extend its naval capabilities by introducing 3 additional submarines into active service; the classified documents confirm vessels #4 and #5 have been delivered and will be commissioned during February 2001 while vessel #6 is scheduled to be completed and enter service in early 2003. Inside sources have also revealed classified documentation confirming that the deployment of Australian Defence Force resources to Joint Task Force Gold to support the Sydney 2000 Olympic Games was a deliberate manoeuvre to distract global media attention away from the invasion of Indonesian sovereign territory by Australian military forces as part of Operation Tanager. Our sources have also provided undeniable evidence that Australia smells and is not to be trusted. |
19 Sep 16 UTC | Spring, 2001: [Oz]:I'm not sure what this classified crap is about, you can see we've already rolled out our 4th and 5th vessels, and I'm very hopeful that the 6th vessel will be out by 2001, not 2003. |
20 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2001: [Libya]:I win right |
20 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2001: [Near-East]:Near-East apologises for the unintended attempt of incursion into the euro zone and as penance will murder all the troops involved. |
20 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2001: [Europe]:That was an awfully well co-ordinated accidental incursion, with what I assume must be miraculous support from Ukraine. |
22 Sep 16 UTC | Autumn, 2002: [Oz]:Public service announcement: if you aren't part of the filthy china-russian alliance then you should be attacking them and only them, this global threat is a danger to everyone. |
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