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Finished: 06 AM Wed 25 May 16 UTC
Private Call Me A Dirty So-And-So, Episode VII: The So-and
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 50 D - Autumn, 2008, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by yoak (1765 D)
23 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: Poems is a dickweed. Play to fucking win, asshole, not be sometimes bitch. You aren't even second place, douchewad. I'll never play with you again, I assure you.
23 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: Ha, eliminate Spain? And to whom do you expect the 11 centers to go?
23 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: curious, krellin, what are you doing to win? seem to just be puttering about with your dick in the dirt. my win percentage is higher than yours, anyway.
08 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2005: nothing like total war to get the spirits up
13 May 16 UTC Spring, 2006: i've been meaning to tell all of you -- you are all dirty so and so's.
16 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2006: Go Krellin.
16 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2006: well i guess i get to decide who gets to win.
18 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: And your decision was Germany?
18 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: he gives the best back rubs
18 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: Poland has been Germany's pussy from turn #1. Big surprise. Bitch is now Black Listed...never playing again with stupid cunts that won't try to win the game.
18 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: i still find this hypothesis that i haven't been trying to win a little bizarre.....but please, take whatever you need to justify your existence, Egypt. By your logic Spain wasn't trying to win, nor was England, Russia, France, Italy, Turkey or Ukraine. I guess you Egypt, haven't been trying to win either. Dweeb.
I've always wanted to be blacklisted by you -- a hilarious badge of honor.
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: TWO WAY DRAW!!!
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: Don't need to justify my existence, dumbass. I've got 27 sc's and didn't have to ahead my asscheeks to survive like you did, bitch
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: The best way to express your anger is to Ready up.
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: Poland got a lot of booms this turn
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: Whoresaw?
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: lol that was actually kind of funny you cunt
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: i know krell, it does suck to lose. it is supposed to taste like a shit taco. try not to choke.
19 May 16 UTC Spring, 2007: for the record, i'm still playing to win. taking this all the way to the convention.
21 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: Holy fuck
21 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: Game of the ages. I almost hate for either if us to win now.
21 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: And FUCK YOU POLAND. You didn't get to give the game away, bitch. LOSER to the end, you are - a failure in ALL your intentions. Remember when you asked what I was doing to win? ANSWER: Kicking your ass, motherfucker.

Remember wh
21 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: losing with style, though, you have to admit.
21 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: What style? You really set yourself up for a loss when you fully committed to the alliance with Germany. There was no way for a potential victory from you, and just a small chance of you getting into the draw given Poland's position on the map.
22 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: krellin is legend tho.
22 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: krellin had positional advantage and codyz was an idiot.
22 May 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: to be fair, i really tried to negotiate an Alliance with Egypt for many many turns, but he was most....unpleasant and unreasonable. Perhaps that's my fault for not trying enough diplomatic angles -- but the map became seriously unbalanced once England gave up his responsibilities and let Germany take the corner uncontested. One thing I've discovered is that once in awhile it is possible to lose a game of diplomacy, and I'm cool with that. Good game everyone.
22 May 16 UTC Spring, 2008: You tried to make an alliance with me? Lol. Laughable. You previously made commitments to me on multiple occasions and lied - therefore ending any chance of me ever trusting you, bitch boy. Learn how to play. I suspect all your wins are "live gunboat" with CD players, Because your diplomacy skills are for shit - completely incapable of reading the map.
23 May 16 UTC Spring, 2008: well, history is written by the victorious, i suppose.
23 May 16 UTC Spring, 2008: NO, lies are written by the victorious. History is usually the forgotten truth. But I won't forget what an ass you are. :)
23 May 16 UTC People are just not practical enough to get over their ego when someone issues a valid threat.

That pretty much summarizes this game
23 May 16 UTC oh, i believed your threat, spain. it was just a stupid threat. i am more than satisfied with how this went. :-)
23 May 16 UTC Wasn't a stupid threat. It worked, to an extent...
24 May 16 UTC Great game Yoke. I guess you ruined Poland's ass for the rest of us...I heard he doesn't even feel it when you fist him any more.
24 May 16 UTC Thanks, krellin. Good game, all.

Despite all the trash talk near the end (which I guess was the principle that brought us all together) I enjoyed the game quite a bit. If you guys want to start another one on the same principle, I'm up for it. In any event, I hope to run across you guys again.
24 May 16 UTC RIP but wow krellin
24 May 16 UTC I'll set up another one soon. Need a massive mental break.
24 May 16 UTC I leave tomorrow for a week on the east coast, and have managed to pare games down to only one that I need to pay attention to. Starting after that would be better for me.
25 May 16 UTC yes please a new one would;d be nice
25 May 16 UTC OK - I'll target a new game to start mid next week.
25 May 16 UTC I'll even invite that slimey bitch poland...
25 May 16 UTC Me too? I'm up for a little raunchy Ukrainal action
26 May 16 UTC i'm all lubed up and ready for you egypt
26 May 16 UTC That's perfect for me. I return to sunny California on Wednesday, so other than flying that day, I'll be around and paying attention.
26 May 16 UTC Again! Again!
26 May 16 UTC Not interested.
26 May 16 UTC Because your butt hurt?
27 May 16 UTC Warden....Whyyyyyyy.....???!?!!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
28 May 16 UTC I have other things I'd rather do than play more dip.
28 May 16 UTC Oh? Ohhh...

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yoak (1765 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 50 D
34 supply-centers, 32 units
krellin (80 D X)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
30 supply-centers, 30 units
ishirkmywork (1401 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Vecna (890 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
GOD (384 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
brainbomb (325 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
WardenDresden (239 D (B))
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
DammmmDaniel (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
c0dyz (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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