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Make Donald Drumpf Again
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Pot: 85 D - Autumn, 2018, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
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12 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2002: [Kenya]:New Kenya, hello all
12 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2002: [Russia]:Welcome aboard, New Kenya, and best of luck with your war-torn hell-hole.
12 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:Better than my war torn hell-hole
12 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2002: [Kenya]:Not so sure about that haha
12 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2002: [Russia]:Possibly. It helps if you enter moves.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:World News - Kenya's war torn hell-hole is now OFFICIALLY better than Pacific-Russia's. Book your holidays, folks.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:I couldn't do anything, both of my neighbors were given the choice to work with me and they decided not to. RIP me. And Kenya as well lol
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:In Russia's defence, you were offered INSANELY generous DMZ terms, and chose instead to fight on two fronts with inadequate resources. Better luck next time.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Reports of Kenya's demise have been slightly exaggerated.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:I hear that Kazakhstan is nice this time of year.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:Also, is there a tank floating in the Arabian Sea? What the hell is going on over there?
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:Nvm I'm kinda dumb
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:You said to DMZ West Siberia and I said maybe in the future lmao, w/e doesnt really matter
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Well, it was an uncertain future given that West Siberia borders Moscow and St Pete. And it was just sitting there undefended. And it has some of the world's largest deposits of nickel, gold, lead, coal, molybdenum, gypsum, diamonds, diopside, silver and zinc, as well as extensive unexploited resources of oil and natural gas.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:It is colder than a witch's teet, though.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:Lmao hope you starve to death there
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:Dirty exploitationist :]
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Starvation is not an issue, as there is plenty of frozen fish. However, several of our troops have been killed by their own hip flasks. It seems that throats freeze at a higher temperature than vodka does.
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Does anyone want to buy some molybdenum?
14 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:Is it effective against the Zika Virus? We're having issues over here.

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