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Finished: 07 AM Sat 30 Jul 16 UTC
Private SE II
7 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Unranked
1 excused missed turn
Game won by bake (100 D)
25 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/feb/23/vienna-named-worlds-top-city-for-quality-of-life
25 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: You should all be glad I didn't get Turkey this time. That means I can't make bad puns about the animal. :(
25 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Anything is possible... on Zombocom!
25 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: WHAT DELICIOUS COUNTRIES. MUNCH. YUM.
25 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: What bad puns could you possibly make? I'm sure this chat would just gobble them all up.
25 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Uh oh, an unexpected pun challenge... guess I'll have to wing it!
26 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: I wish I could herrrrve... more puns..... [ducks]
29 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1901: I can't say wattle happen if we run out of puns so early in the game.
01 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: We'll probably just waffle around with long convoluted stories to include puns that we donut understand, just for the halibut. Eventually, one of us will go nuts. But the second time, we'll be able to finally say, "another one bites the crust."

Then, as everyone converges on their local friendly schnitzel, I'll cry out, "au bon pain!"
01 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: That's almost certainly crossing some sort of line... >_>
01 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm pretty sure it's in violation of the Geneva pun-vention.
01 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: The sauce of much controversy.
07 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: *awkward flatulence*
09 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: Just when you think you understand how this game works, it throws you for a loop.
15 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: an ship
22 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: Why does this seep like almost a legit remake of WWI?
22 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: We actually had that conversation during the last game, too. The map is set up in a way that tends to support some of the historical conflicts of WWI, at least in the early game.
23 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: With sincere apologies, Turkey...
23 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: Italy claimed a territory! That never happens!
31 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1903: I am declaring a mandatory hiatus to play unikong! Get those diamonds!
31 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1903: Diplomacy I can pass off as, uhh, schoolwork. Unikong will have to wait until I get home :D
31 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1903: That sudden impulse to change your orders five minutes before the deadline.
08 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1903: This corner of the map over here is starting to look like a bag of Skittles!
08 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1903: Like a big angry bag of Skittley death.
13 Apr 16 UTC Spring, 1904: Maybe we can circle back to some action items to streamline our core competencies with a goal of actualizing quality
19 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Fighting a 3v1 war in the north is /hard./

I guarantee there are routes that offer better outlooks for both the people currently wasting their time trying to take me down bit by bit, as well as myself.

Unless all three of you are so hard-set in your ways that you see me as the primary threat, despite that I'm one on three, I'd encourage one of you to open a line of communication. Otherwise I'll limp along for a long while yet - I'm well defended - and so will you.

You three should be worried that when neighbors come to invade, you won't have either the territory or support you need to succeed. France, you're being invaded by Italy. No question. Russia, you're being invaded by Austria, as well as myself. England, you're cornered between countries you can't capture and countries you're allied with, still on three supply centers.

This plan of attack is growing sillier. Let's meet and talk.

Mail me back at your convenience.

++Deutschland.
19 Apr 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: P.S.: I control five supply centers, two of which are feasibly claimed by Russia. Fighting over scraps won't lead to any particular success.
02 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: http://i.stack.imgur.com/7ATJN.png
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: We have the collective resources to convoy me from St. Petersburg to Syria in two turns.
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Shortest path seems to be BAR - NWG - NAO - MAO - WMED - TYR - ION - EMED, so only 8 fleets... you've each got 4, that's one turn?
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: F Bal-GoB, F Ska-Bal, F Nor-Ska, F Eng-Nor, F Iri-Eng, F Spa-WMed, F Gre-Ion, F Aeg-EMed; A Stp-Syr
03 May 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: this is crazy talk!
28 Jun 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Tick tock on the clock and the party don't stop?
08 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Thanks, all, for a great game!
22 Jul 16 UTC Well played, your graces.

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Austria
bake (100 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 10 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Italy
KeyboardFire (565 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Germany
telthien (180 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
England
ProgramFOX (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
France
sethj (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
mpthrapp (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
michaelpri (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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