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Finished: 05 PM Thu 28 Jan 16 UTC
Loose Lips Sink Ships-3
1 day /phase
Pot: 55 D - Autumn, 2005, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by ishirkmywork (1401 D)
13 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1994: whose ships? you gotta lotta ships, england. france has a lotta loose lips.
13 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1994: spain of course, legendary loose lips in lower europe.
13 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1994: but look, a little wine, and my lips lip the loosest.
13 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1994: k. back to drinking. looking forward to loosing myself on this game.
15 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1994: Well thanks to the cunty fucking moves and back stabbing of dirty whore Ukraine looks like Poland is fucked as usual. Don't anyone listen to this lyrical songstress. She smells like herring because she lets Russia fuck her dirty cunt while whispering bullshit lies into every ones ears.
15 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1994: cute
15 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1994: don't push me England
15 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1994: I don't think I could push you any harder than you've pushed yourself bb
15 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1994: i actually let russia take me in the bum
15 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1994: Lol
21 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1996: poland sure knows how to throw a tantrum -- finish it off with a couple of classy nmrs....
21 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1996: shut up you wanker
24 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1996: hoorah, Poland's gone! Now let's settle into this match like the group of reasonable, well adjusted adults that we are.
28 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1997: Shut the fuck up you lying cunt bag. I'd swing a sack of ducks at you but sure you'd like and could handle all of them
28 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1997: And what a surprise that the back stabber is doing the best in the game. Enjoy your cockish victory
28 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1997: i do enjoy duck -- when you render the fat, it makes the finest roasted potatoes, which I especially enjoy with polish sausage.
you know that stabbing is part of the game, right?
btw, you left your blood pressure medication in krakow....you want me to mail it to you?
29 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1997: Cunt
30 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1998: how do you leave the game?
30 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1998: why would you want to leave?
30 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1998: if you must leave, the best way to do it is to just stay where you are for another turn. it will all be over quickly. think peaceful thoughts and let go.
30 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1998: haha ok cheers
30 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1998: I've played the game in real life before but its my first time on this site so trying to work out whats what
30 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1998: you can resign the game, but that would affect your reliability rating so you might as well just submit orders if it's not too much of a bother
31 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1998: And watch out for shit bags and cunts. Always precarious
31 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1998: i can't wait to find out who you are -- it's gonna be a dandy good time!
01 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1998: New Germany here. Looking forward to playing!
01 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1998: this is awkward....
01 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1998: i seem to have trampled all over your living room rug....
01 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1998: It happens
01 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1998: ..to Old Germany!
01 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1998: Who should I work with?
14 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: How many supply centers do you need to win? Sorry, but I just blanked!
14 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: 33
14 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: you don't have that many
15 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: Oh. Ok.
15 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: I'm dead you dumby!
15 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: yes. your spirit lives on in albania, though.
15 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 2001: (Face slap) Please don't move there! I'd like to have one peace of land before the game finishes!
23 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 2004: it's gotten quiet around here.
23 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 2004: too quiet.
23 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 2004: Britain must be up to something.
26 Jan 16 UTC Good game everyone --
26 Jan 16 UTC Good game, all!
27 Jan 16 UTC I knew the alliance was too good to last but I didn't want to believe it. good job ukraine
27 Jan 16 UTC sorry Russia -- the only reason i went for it was that turn with 4 builds, which was kind of a suprise. i was expecting to get 2 builds. -- couldn't resist. You were a great partner, and i don't mean that patronizingly.

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Ukraine
ishirkmywork (1401 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 29 D
34 supply-centers, 30 units
Russia
GaryLee (525 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 19 D
21 supply-centers, 22 units
Spain
Jefe (100 D (S))
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 8 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Britain
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Egypt
Blanco (130 D)
Defeated. Bet: 2 D
France
The Lord Duke (3898 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
haxolotl (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Italy
EBABADOOO (226 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Poland
KANG_Sev (310 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Joshacus (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Civil Disorders
rifat93 (567 D)Egypt (Autumn, 1994) with 3 centres.
DavidG (206 D)Germany (Autumn, 1998) with 4 centres.
Paradox (263 D)Italy (Autumn, 1996) with 3 centres.
KANG_Sev (310 D)Poland (Autumn, 1996) with 1 centres.
everydaydan (100 D)Germany (Spring, 1999) with 4 centres.
Glytter (100 D)Britain (Spring, 2000) with 6 centres.
Vaugbe (100 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1995) with 2 centres.
dylan@money (100 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1994) with 4 centres.
Joschka23 (100 D)Turkey (Spring, 1997) with 1 centres.
datkan (100 D)Italy (Spring, 2000) with 1 centres.
Erwin Rommel II (135 D)Britain (Autumn, 2004) with 0 centres.
haxolotl (100 D)Germany (Autumn, 2000) with 0 centres.
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