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Finished: 10 AM Wed 16 Dec 15 UTC
I Have Not Yet Begun to Defile Myself
2 days /phase
Pot: 175 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
02 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: Bloomington, Indiana, a small blue dot in a sea of red.
02 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: I will share my location in the end of the game.
02 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'll be sorely disappointed if it's anywhere other than a secret base somewhere in the London Underground.
02 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: Oops, I forgot that was an anonymous game. Hopefully, revealing my location as an underground base somewhere in the heart of Hoosier-land does not "out" me.
02 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: I live in a giant bucket
02 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: I live in north Ecotopia.
07 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1902: The name of my town has just been changed to Screwedville.
11 Oct 15 UTC Spring, 1903: Makes two of us.
19 Oct 15 UTC Spring, 1904: France's giant bucket is dumping on me. Or maybe he'll use those units to support me against Austrian aggression...
19 Oct 15 UTC Spring, 1904: Or maybe Austria had a plug in his butt to prevent large scale sexual assault <3
20 Oct 15 UTC Spring, 1904: Wow.
21 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: I would like to apologize.

I was stuck in an airplane that was late, and did not expect it to take so long - but this is not an excuse, I was supposed to put backup orders, just in case. You don't deserve it, and I deeply apologize.
25 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Better luck next time Germany - at least you played it out to the bitter end, rather than giving up like the purple coward to my north. we need more like you and less like him on this site.
25 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: I totally join Turkey in his words.
25 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Same here. It really doesn't take all that much to stay with the game but it really f's up a game when players quit.
25 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Well said.
25 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Appreciate the compliments -- I am rather stubborn about quitting. My 98% reliability really bothers me....don't know how I slipped.
25 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hey, life happens and you may have been celebrating a baby or something. I missed a turn because I did not realize the game started when 7 players had signed up. I was waiting for the 'posted' start time.
08 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1907: I'm going to be looking at nailing down Tyr and Boh in spring. You won't want to leave Sil open as it gives him an escape route into the interior.
09 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1907: Here's the lesson for today: don't drink and diplo.
20 Nov 15 UTC Spring, 1909: Here's the lesson for today: don't forget about diplo
20 Nov 15 UTC Spring, 1909: Bonus lesson for today: when checking in to drop a lesson for today, don't forget to enter your retreat orders.

Actually, you know what, go ahead and forget. It works out better for me if you do.
24 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1909: Out celebratin' me 40th with some fine Laphoiag. If'n yer needs me, try back in the mornin' lads.
24 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1909: WOW, SERIOUSLY?
24 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1909: Yes. You fucked the game by this NMR and I can't go for a solo with clear conscience. Between France, Turkey and me, when you are gone, I will vote draw.
24 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1909: ...I mean, all planned :^)
25 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1909: Austria deciding to take 1909 off makes me wish I had one of those jobs where I stared at a computer or could play with my phone all day: "One minute left in the phase, Austria's still AWOL, booyah! I'm gonna take Greece too, bitch!" Oh well.
05 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1911: Another NMR?
05 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1911: From who?
05 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1911: Germany I suppose
06 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1911: I don't think Russia or Italy entered orders, either. This is getting to be an epidemic.
06 Dec 15 UTC Autumn, 1911: Q: Where can you find the Italian Navy?
A: At the bottom of the Adriatic Sea.
10 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: Hey everyone, I had a big windstorm here that knocked the power out, been out for about 36 hours now, may only be able to check in once or twice a phase until it's back on. Hopefully there's not too much left to discuss...
11 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: The French surrender.
11 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: That would have been so much more interesting had the text been blue.

Power back on, for now. Supposedly a few more windstorms are blowing through this weekend.
11 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: The french have gone for wine and cheese and cannot be bothered by the troubles of the world at large.
12 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: You say that, but you were at least bothered enough to enter orders.
12 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: I wish I had a good excuse. I don't. I just got high for the first time of my life and passed out.
12 Dec 15 UTC Spring, 1912: Multitask, bruddah. One must be able to be righteously stoned and still rule in Mario Kart.
12 Dec 15 UTC Getting high and passing out is an acceptable excuse for missing many things - your wedding, the birth of your first child, your mother's funeral - but a turn in an online game that is all but over except for the talking? No. No, I say! Shame. Priorities, young'un, get them straight!
13 Dec 15 UTC I'm 35...
13 Dec 15 UTC Still young'uner than me. Get off my lawn, sonny!
13 Dec 15 UTC So Albania is included in the draw, right?
13 Dec 15 UTC Good game, everybody.
13 Dec 15 UTC Eh, I played like a douche and am thoroughly disgusted with myself. With apologies to Steve Harvey...
13 Dec 15 UTC Normally a draw is something I settle for because I couldn't figure out how to turn it into a win, but not this time... had to scratch and claw to avoid elimination and earn my way into this one. One of my prouder draws. Thanks for the game, everyone.
13 Dec 15 UTC If it wasn't for Russia and Austria, I would strugle for a solo, but the game was skewed by their actions. I am happy with the draw.

Turkey, it was a brave game. Kudos.

. S. Regarding location... I am from Israel. :-)
13 Dec 15 UTC Be safe out there.
14 Dec 15 UTC It's much bigger in the news ;)
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England
Baskineli (100 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 58 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
France
rojimy1123 (597 D)
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 58 D
12 supply-centers, 11 units
Turkey
Hazel-Rah (1262 D)
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 58 D
9 supply-centers, 8 units
Italy
The Beev (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Germany
Creigh (2732 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Austria
xxfridaayxx (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Russia
WJK (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
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