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Finished: 07 AM Sun 21 Jun 15 UTC
Sorry Is my Back Hurting Your Knife
1 day /phase
Pot: 195 D - Spring, 2017, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
10 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Kenya]:Anyway, let's have a good game.
10 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Kenya]:I am sure that this will be fun... And also, I will update the world with news broadcasts every year or so. Anyone care to join me?
10 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Kenya]:Also, just for the heck of it, anyone want an alliance?
10 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Near-East]:Can you mute Global?
10 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Kenya]:Unfortunately, I don't think so, but I'll stop talking in global now... Sorry about all the chatter...
11 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Argentina]:I like the idea of update broadcasts from Kenya
11 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2000: [Kenya]:Really? Cool! Would you like to join me in that?
11 Apr 15 UTC Autumn, 2000: [Argentina]:Nah I'll just read them with amusement
23 Apr 15 UTC Autumn, 2003: [USA]:Goodbye, cruel world
23 Apr 15 UTC Autumn, 2003: [Argentina]:I feel you, USA
23 Apr 15 UTC Autumn, 2003: [Kenya]:As do I.
24 Apr 15 UTC Autumn, 2003: [Argentina]:Oh well. Someone had to be first out
24 Apr 15 UTC Autumn, 2003: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Anyone who feels, as a matter of principle or whimsy, an urge to clobber Oz and create a circumstance where he isn't able to leisurely devour me, I'd be OK with that.
26 Apr 15 UTC Spring, 2004: GameMaster: Tarsil was banned: multi/meta/no reply. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
09 May 15 UTC Spring, 2007: [Libya]:Why I can't play from the Windows phone?!
18 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: (peterwiggin): This game has been paused for an investigation. Do not vote to unpause or cancel unless I tell you to do so.
18 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [China]:Hasn't this game already had enough multis?
20 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:so, is this game ruined from the mod's pause, or are we going to start back up one day?
20 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:at this stage a multi doesn't matter, unless oz and china are the same player; which I seriously doubt
20 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [China]:I don't think I am Oz :D
20 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:fuck, i'll confess to being oz if it gets this game started again
20 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Oz]:I am "Oz"; what's going on?
20 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:we're stuck in a pause for god only knows what reason

I'm assuming to investigate a multi-accounter, and I'm saying that at this stage it doesn't matter
21 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:GAMEMASTER : can we play this game ever again or what?

if you're going to ruin our game, at least let us draw
23 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: (peterwiggin): Two or more players in this game know each other. However, this does not seem to have affected the outcome of the game, so you guys are free to cancel, draw, or continue, at your discretion. Contact the mods at webdipmod@gmail.com if you feel that somebody is holding up the game unnecessarily, and we'll do our best to help you sort things out.
25 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:so apparently we all have to vote "undrawn" now

which won't happen

fucking game is ruined
25 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:zzzzzzzzzzzz
25 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [South-Africa]:I'm pretty sure you can ask the mods to unpause it
25 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:already have
25 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Russia]:whatever
it's not like they get paid
25 May 15 UTC Spring, 2010: [Kenya]:Sorry, I wasn't aware you were all waiting on me.
04 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2012: [China]:New China here. I need a friend.
04 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2012: [Brazil]:I'll be your friend. Attack Oz while all his fleets are over here!
08 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 2013: [China]:Oz and Russia, feel free to vote Draw so that others know your intentions.
08 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 2013: [Russia]:if we all vote draw, then Kenya and quebec are included as well

give it a year or two
13 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2014: [China]:OK. Russia just muted me because he's a child who can't have a real conversation with anyone. No surprise to anyone else who has played this game.

I am still pissed off at you, Oz, and I am going to do everything in my power to defeat you. However, I still think that despite my attempts to hurt you, that you'll still emerge victorious over that loser, Russia.

I have made my intentions known. Fight the good fight and good luck.
13 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2014: [China]:And for the hell of it, here's why:

1) Oz is in the superior position now and has been for several turns. Attacking him balances the map for everyone remaining;
2) I want to impress upon Oz that one SC would have bought him a lot more than it cost;
3) I am going to stick with my plan even though Russia stabbed me big time because that will demonstrate to him that he was wrong; and
4) Even though Oz was shortsighted, he's a much better player than Russia so and Oz victory will be even sweeter.
15 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 2015: [China]:Seriously, Oz? Wow.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Oz]:Dear Neighbors, I apologize for my absence. I am on travel; and I allowed myself to be distracted, missing a move. I will not do that again. I have stage 4 Prostate Cancer; and I am just now concluding a debilitating two-year regimen of treatments and medications with a week-long flurry of tests, examinations, etc. That concludes today; and tonight, I will be back at home, glued to my home computer/battle station. To Brazil, I wish to convey my regret that I must eliminate you to stabilize my front. To Libya, I wish to reiterate my friendship, and my plans for continued cooperation. To Russia, I offer my regret that our relationship has been as difficult as it has been; but it is not my intention to challenge you. I was frustrated and miffed by your obstruction of my conquest of Brazil; but it is my hope now that we may coexist peacefully, and divide up China, as we had discussed. To China, I regret that our alliance collapsed; but you have been wrong about me every step of the way. I never attempted to victimize you for a single center. As you yourself observed, I am too good a player for that. I merely discerned that, for whatever reason, you were too angry and suspicious a player to be trusted; and that observation seems to have been vindicated with every turn. To each of you, again, my apologies.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Libya]:Wow! Sorry to hear for your condition; wish you all the best.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [China]:Oz, I wish we had known that you would be away for a short time. I would have fully supported a Pause. I wish the best for you in your continued medical regimen and treatments.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Oz]:Thank you. I didn't expect to fall behind. It was just carelessness on my part.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Oz]:Thank you. I didn't expect to fall behind. It was just carelessness on my part.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Brazil]:No problem, Oz. I've known I was doomed since you managed to get an army onto my continent. You have played well, and I hope you continue to do so with the resources of my once-great empire!
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [China]:Brazil can live another day!
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [China]:I hope this game ends with someone winning. Good luck Oz.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 2015: [Oz]:Thank you.
19 Jun 15 UTC [China]:Somebody win!
19 Jun 15 UTC [Russia]:good game everyone!
strong performances all around
20 Jun 15 UTC [China]:Disappointing that neither Russia nor Oz wanted to go for the win.

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Russia
Macchiavelli (2376 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 65 D
39 supply-centers, 35 units
Oz
Norman Conquest (1218 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 65 D
32 supply-centers, 32 units
Libya
chass (1540 D)
Drawn. Bet: 7 D, won: 65 D
15 supply-centers, 15 units
Argentina
JasonStuart (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Brazil
JMB22 (1786 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
China
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
Defeated. Bet: 17 D
Europe
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Frozen-Antarctica
jd97504 (111 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Ghana
Sandman99 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
India
Jeans (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Kenya
Defeated. Bet: 1 D
Near-East
Eadan (454 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Pacific-Russia
MartinhoH (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Quebec
bpq (814 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
South-Africa
Paradox (263 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
USA
jeffberg (237 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Western-Canada
Byng6 (243 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
changer (108 D)China (Spring, 2012) with 14 centres.
Sandman99 (100 D)Ghana (Autumn, 2008) with 0 centres.
Paradox (263 D)South-Africa (Spring, 2007) with 1 centres.
spaghettikid (0 D X)Kenya (Spring, 2014) with 1 centres.
MartinhoH (100 D)Pacific-Russia (Autumn, 2001) with 0 centres.
Tarsil (7 D X)Libya (Spring, 2004) with 6 centres.
Mr. Sheridan (0 D X)Europe (Autumn, 2005) with 1 centres.
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