11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: Can't we all just get along? |
11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: To you lesser lords, the time has come to pay fealty to the Lord of the World, God among men. Bow before Xerxes, King of Kings. I am a generous god. Come and treat with me. |
11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: I will r_pe thee nations of their fruit and wealth. All your soil shall swell with blood and rotting bones. The battle is near! |
11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: ( . Y . ) |
11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: Wtf is going on? |
11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: It is spring! The birds are chirping and the flowers are blooming, blissfully unaware of the tumult that is to come! |
11 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 1: Winter is coming. |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue...somehow I'll make a man out of youuu. |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: The Nile will be a river of blood. Corpses will dam your cities from the sea. I will fill your wells with ash and bone, the temples of your fall gods will crumble, and infants will weep tears of blood with no one to suckle them. |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: *false |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: Well half of the infants are already dead...the first-borns to be exact. We have withstood countless plagues, including rivers of blood, 'tis nothing new to us. We will withstand all trials and tribulations. |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: Don't you have a rug to roll out of, you doped up succubus? |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: Egypt wants to castrate all. |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: http://i.lvme.me/t2mt669.jpg |
12 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: Our country appreciates balls, we don't plate them in molten gold. But... http://media.giphy.com/media/oUOq1LtFtp3dC/giphy.gif |
13 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 1: So this is the build phase. Once everyone has made their build orders then the next year will start with Spring. If you're comfortable with your orders, you can always hit "ready." If everyone is ready, then we can move to the next turn without waiting for the clock to run down. |
19 Feb 15 UTC | Autumn, 4: So I've officially missed multiple turns by now and keep royally effing myself. I think I'm basically done. |
20 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 5: What happened to http://media.giphy.com/media/oUOq1LtFtp3dC/giphy.gif ? |
20 Feb 15 UTC | Spring, 5: Oops. |