Finished: 11 PM Sat 31 Jan 15 UTC
Real Diplomacy, AKA WTA
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Valis2501 (2900 D (G))
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1907: At this point I hope we don't draw either. I'll give the victory to Turkey before being party to giving points to Russia.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm losing. I don't generally do so but when someone's particularly inept someone has to do it
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: Russia is by far the best player here, and while he may not have my charisma (at least for this game, maybe I'm at a high point and he is at a low), his strategy and knowledge is more than Italy/England/France combined. I say let him be mad and use it as a learning opportunity.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm fine with getting advice as both you and France having given me. I've even reversed course when I saw the mistakes I made. At this point, I would never allow someone so bad at being diplomatic to win a game of diplomacy.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: Haha. I convinced you to stab Germany then convinced him to stab you.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: that's fine. he can be mad.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: That's exemplary diplo. Go back through the maps and just look. Maybe you'll learn something
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: I'll concede exemplary diplo if you come out with the win.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: If anyone but Turkey wins, I think they deserve control of real-life Europe.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: Haha. If you weren't a puppet to the Turk I would've won
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: Indeed
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: Indeed
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1908: Turkey displayed exemplary diplo by making me his puppet. maybe you could learn something from him.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Puppet =/= ally.

Germany was a puppet, I'm a good/cautious ally.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Now I see you were speaking of England, not me. Point still stands.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: That was less towards you France more towards pretty pink polly
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Turkey has been extremely good this game. I'm impressed.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Careful, I wouldn't start using color-based nicknames if I were you, Russia, unless I wanted to be called Barney the Dinosaur.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Sometimes I slum it up in 5 point games. Always good for a change of scenery.
*adjust monocle*
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: JK I only had 35 points when I made this.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Sometimes I play 5 point games. They are always filled with rabble and politicsl puppets
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: That two-party stab to GAL. I'm honestly hurt. I didn't know France and Russia could communicate like that.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: When he started playing for himself rather than you it wasn't as difficult as explaining diplomacy or basic strategy to the pink punk.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: a little alliteration going on here.
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: The funny thing is, I did listen to Turkey and France. You just might still learn something from this game Russia . . .
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: My English teacher would be proud :')
31 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Haha boy I've played this longer than you've been tall enough to ride the big boy rides
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: You're parents must be so proud.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: Even the masters can learn new stuff.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: I learn from players like turkey. Not pinkie
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: I was a TA for School of War, so it's true.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: I learned one important lesson from Russia this game.
31 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: I either played in one of the SoW or was a TA I forget. Might've been both.
31 Jan 15 UTC Obviously it wasn't about how to take a SC or support someone else
31 Jan 15 UTC I told ENG I'd support him to STP like 5 turns in a row now..

hey ENG, I'll support you to STP this turn. I didn't last turn because it wasn't fall yet so it didn't matter.
31 Jan 15 UTC BTW, 5 turns = 2 turns
31 Jan 15 UTC GG Everyone. It was entertaining at the least.
31 Jan 15 UTC Well, that was a crazy game. I wish I could've held on for a draw. Did we set some kind of world stab record?
31 Jan 15 UTC Between I and E and F? Probably! Then there was my obvious massive one on R, and when I turned on all y'all, but I don't think that counts.
31 Jan 15 UTC Meh. I still played a good game.
31 Jan 15 UTC You did!
31 Jan 15 UTC Eh, I think that probably should count. Oh, and also you're meddling to get Russia to stab me, which I knew about for a while.

Turkey was the most skilled and treacherous in this game. Deserved win, but I'm still a bit frustrated about Tunis.
31 Jan 15 UTC *your
31 Jan 15 UTC Thanks for schooling a young rookie.
31 Jan 15 UTC Your welcome little one. I just wish we could've wiped you from the board
31 Jan 15 UTC This is how I've been envisioning Russia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT0-OL_71yU
31 Jan 15 UTC I would copy and paste the link but in to busy thinking of all the things I could teach you little pink duckling
31 Jan 15 UTC haha. no chance you didn't watch it. and believe it or not, i'm not interested in online diplomacy lessons.
31 Jan 15 UTC Aww. You don't want to learn to play better? Poor thing.
31 Jan 15 UTC Maybe you'll learn to play eventually

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Turkey
Valis2501 (2900 D (G))
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
France
LeinadT (146 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
Tyran (938 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 8 units
England
bostonspud (104 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
2 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
alexpe (108 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
csm (5 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Austria
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Attila the Coward (610 D)Austria (Autumn, 1903) with 0 centres.
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